Cicadas Now Part of QAnon “Comms”
NOT THE ONION:
Apparently the cicada that landed on Biden’s shirt collar a couple of days ago was not actually a cicada; it was a QAnon “Comm” showing that their “plan”, whatever that is, is working. Apparently the hundreds of thousands of hillbillies who believe in QAnon (still) were unaware of the science behind the emergence of cicadas every 17 years, and have connected their activity as definitely a communication from Q to be decoded. The clowns are hung up on all kinds of “signs” and 17 is one of those signs since Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet and clearly it’s NO COINKYDINK that cicadas have emerged in the season when Trump is going to be reinstated to the presidency, right?
File under: Holy Shit These People are Completely Nuts.
Holy shit these people are completely nuts.
Hard to improve on your perfection.
1Good grief, I’ll bet these idiots were first in line to buy decoder rings when they were kids.
2If a comet shows up anytime soon, I expect lots of Q types to stroke out in ecstasy. It will be a clear sign of something something from someone someone of an earth shaking event.
3Even a shooting star may suffice.
Are our emergency rooms prepared?
Remember the hurricane being a sign from god about morality lapses?
I’m afraid we’ve known that for quite some time now.
4Crazy is as crazy does, and these guys are doing a whole lot of crazy.
5As noted in the Illuminati trilogy, numerology can link everything to the Law of Fives – given a sufficiently ingenious numerologist.
Example: The number “17”: if you add 1+7, you get 8, which is two to the third power… and 2+3 = 5.
I thought it was funny when I read it – who knew it would become a political movement. I expect Hagbard Celine’s golden submarine to surface at any time…
6“Indictment” is not spelled “r-e-i-n-s-t-a-t-e”. Somebody misread the signs.
7They really take “bugs” as a secretive communication device literally, don’t they?
8Quanon-MAGAot Chorale Group serenading their master TrumpHemiptera at Mar-A-Pendejo:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Many_cicadas_2004_hi.ogv
[have no idea if these cicada sound clips will work here, try this if not :
9https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada#Song%5D
Scamming these people is just way too easy!!! i bet they are totally unaware tht there are such things as “dog days cicadas”. These critters don’t have to wait for a long spell of time to get active. You can find them during the hottest days of summer.but you would have to be cooking on all burners to be aware of such things. Nuff said.
10This is how bookie’s get rich, I would like to cover some of that
11[ Hes going to be reinstated money ] If Trump doesn’t have it all in his pocket by now. America Home of the dumb.
Rick…not a believer in cicadas as “comms” for Q or anyone else, but…I once had a real bug in my phone receiver. A larva of something…a few minutes after answering the phone, I’d get a sharp pain in my “phone ear.” Not noise..just a hard pinch. Time after time I looked at the phone and saw nothing, just the little holes (circular, in that old phone, making a pattern on the receiver.)
One day, after a particularly painful stab, I looked…and there was a beak-like shiny brown thing sticking out of the hole and opening and closing. Like something out of ALIEN, though tiny. I sort of freaked out. I was laughing (“A bug! I’ve been bugged!!!”) and also scared…what was it and what horrible germs had it put in my ear….
So I unplugged the phone, took it to the kitchen table, and with husband watching carefully poked a straw into the hole. Bingo…a bite on the the bait, but not strong enough to pull whatever it was out the hole. We were finally able to unscrew the cover to the receiver and found, in a nest of webby looking stuff, a grub of some sort…icky waxy white bloated (not very) body, shiny red-brown head with The Beak. None of my field guides include IDing beetle grubs (my guess)
I was unable to use that phone again. It was a wall phone and my imagination included the entire inside of the handset being full of eggs and grubs…every time I tried to use it, I was waiting for another nip or a bigger one that could reach into my ear and sample my brain. So I had to buy a new phone. No more bugs in my phones of the Insect kind.
12QAnon Qrackhead Mike Pillowquy Lindell held a rally in Wisconsin today with various RWNJ bloviators.
He was bragging that 30K+ MAQAots were expected.
Maybe 1-2K deluded QAckers showed up for this superspreader event [not a mask in sight].
In this video, starting about 40 seconds in, the camera pans around the rather sparse group of whackjobs, didn’t look like too many present to me.
https://youtu.be/o62zVE8kwTs
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/6/12/2034949/-Pillow-Man-s-big-rally-today-featuring-TFG-is-surprise-an-unmitigated-disaster
13Elizabeth Moon @12, Eeeeww.
Rod Serling’s Night Gallery episode [77 22a] , “The Caterpillar” is about that sort of thing, considered one of the most gruesome teevee episodes ever of the early scifi/fantasy genre.
Also the NG episode [65 16c] “A Feast of Blood” is a similar plot..
A doctor got the earwig out of the guy’s ear…but it was a female…
In the second, a girl gets a rather strange furry-looking brooch to wear…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Night_Gallery_episodes
14At the risk of boring fellow patrons, I d like to expand a little on my high school clique theory.
15When I said earlier that somebody said, somebody else agreed, voila! Accepted truth, obviously I was referring to the echo chamber now.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Accepted truth continuously revised and established.
Evolving to suit.
In high school, rumors/accepted truth started with whoever was accepted as coming up with the best ammo to shit on the kids not in the clique.
Today’s equivalent in this comparison are the hannitys and tuckems.
Validated by the fact that they do it on the same network that’s established itself as accepted truth.
By reporting things hannity and tuckems claimed were true.
No big surprise. To me at least.
But to take the comparison a little further.
I remember times when some kid who wanted to be in the clique would try to curry favor by being the instrument of the shitting on.
Being a douchebag to some poor kid.
For the amusement of the kids they wanted to impress.
Steadily encouraged for further amusement.
Like a mascot.
After all, after high school, they’d (the cliquers) almost never have to deal with the mascots again.
Anybody see where I’m going?
Tea Partiers were useful mascots 9 years ago.
And then they got elected, and showed how vulnerable establishment repugnantcans were to primary challengers who embraced blaming them for everything that was wrong in the lives of real Americans.
If for no other reason than that they hadn’t done enough.
To stop the socialists.
Who’da thunk it.
rush Limbaugh, that’s who.
He mighta been considered a mascot in the beginning.
But he showed them.
Unfortunately the gap between high school reality and real world consequences has been obliterated.
But the phenomenon is still there.
On steroids.
limbaugh was the equivalent of the kid who wanted a pat on the head and ended up getting a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
In the comparison I’m throwing out there, whoever embodies the QAnon narrative the most effectively will be tomorrow’s limbaugh.
If we let it happen.