Chump Change

February 08, 2021 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, just when you think QAnon can’t get any weirder, there’s a new theory.

QAnon followers are still stunned that Joe Biden got inaugurated because Q had promised that there was going to be a revolution and Trump would be president.  Q knows all and Q promised.

So, since that didn’t happen they have a new plan.

…that conspiracy theory is that a law enacted in 1871 secretly turned the US into a corporation. It posits that some Americans are therefore not subject to a variety of federal laws.

Supporters of the theory believe that every president who’s been inaugurated since then is illegitimate; they believe that Ulysses S. Grant was the last legitimate president.

So, they are all going back to DeeCee to have themselves a hootenanny on March 4th when somehow someway Trump will become president.  They are kinda unclear about how this will happen but I feel fairly sure that window breaking, loud shouting, and creative costumes will be involved.

And what does Trump do immediately to prepare to return to his seat of power?  He jacks up the rent at the Trump hotel.

While a deluxe-king room would usually cost $476 to $596 around March, the price for March 3 and 4 this year was $1,331 per night, Forbes reported.

Yeah, the only hotel in DeeCee to do that on March 3rd and 4th.

So, the question is, do you think Trump is getting Q to do this just to make more money for Trump?  Ya think the impeachment trial will be wrapping up about then and Trump needs to wreck the senate?

 

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  1. Is there any amount of money that would make you stay overnight in a Trump branded flophouse?

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  2. thatotherjean says:

    @Chester #1: I’d rather sleep in my car at a Walmart parking lot.

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  3. There was a column over the weekend in the WaPo that posited the idea that the stupid woman from Georgia (who shall not be named) and all her cohorts who invaded the Capitol had no thought about what they would actually do once they were inside. She herself had no plans for when she got elected to the House. Cluelessness seems to be endemic in this crowd. They won’t be getting anywhere near a federal building on March 4.

    It is my fervent prayer that Q unmasks himself to reveal that he is . . . . . George Soros! Too bad Soros is actually a very nice man and a complete patriot. A girl can dream.

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  4. @BarbinDC: If these Qidiots could think, they wouldn’t believe in the garbage that they do.

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  5. This nation hasn’t existed since 1871, when this country ceased to be a nation and became a corporation belonging to the city of London.”

    As annotated in the old insurrectionist’s almanac, now in its 160th printing as The Moron’s Guide to Conspiracy.

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  6. Mike in MO says:

    So, if ALL the presidents after Grant are illegitimate, what does that say about the White House occupant from 2016-2020 and what he would be if he really DID win last year?

    I will say that people who can wrap their brains around that theory will be more than happy to pay $1331.00/night and stay for a week.

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  7. Nick Carraway says:

    I’d say it is 45 himself, but anyone who has paid attention to his attempts to impersonate someone else (like his “PR guy”) have failed miserably. Heck, the roles that he cited in his letter leaving the SAG are all roles in which he played himself. We lost a great actor that day.

    Needless to say, I’m betting it is someone close to him though. It is way too perfect. There is too much coordination between the business side and conspiracy side. The next thing we will hear is that you can only prevent the government from taking over your mind by eating Trump steaks and drinking Trump vodka or wine.

    One expects the Q to have a network where every show will have ads for My Pillow, Trumpy Bear, and all the BS Ron Popeil tried to sell after midnight. Maybe those really cool military grade sunglasses will scare the human traffickers away.

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  8. Kate Dungan says:

    I wonder…could Don Jr or maybe (shudder) Eric be Q?

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  9. rate increase on those days fails the smell test…

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  10. In the ’70’s we all wondered, who was Deep Throat?
    Now with Q we have half an answer, his followers have Shallow Minds.

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  11. If Trump believes his followers can afford $1,331 per night he’s more delusional than I thought he was. And I’ve always thought he was off-the-charts.

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  12. Bob Boland says:

    Could someone point me to the section of the US Code where this law can be found? Oh, wait. It won’t be in the US Code because it’s secret. Yeah, right. Pull the other one.

    So. If it’s secret, how do the clowns in Q know about it? Also, if the US is owned by the City of London how is it the tRump somehow will be inaugurated as the 19th President? Doesn’t the City of London still own the US? How did their ownership cease?

    The whole thing is so preposterous that it’s hard to believe that anyone with a IQ greater than that of a rutabaga could fall for this pile of bovine excrement.

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  13. Slightly OT, but has anyone read the pillow guy’s screed that he promised and apparently posted on some website? One of my “sweet little church lady” cousins begged anyone who loves America to read it, no matter who you voted for. I can’t bring myself to follow the link.

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  14. Yellowstone says:

    All in the name of FREEDOM!!!!!

    A few decades ago we had the Montana Freeman who did not recognize the legitimacy of government. They believed in individual sovereignty. Essentially, they were con men scamming the system. They would purchase big-ticket items like a pick-up truck and then refuse to make a payment because they were not bound by contracts. Eventually, law enforcement had to take them down

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  15. The simple explanation could be that Trump doesn’t want any of those grubby, low class MAGAts hootin’ and hollarin’ at his fancy gold plated hotel.

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  16. Steve from Beaverton says:

    Karen @ 13- as far as I know, pillow brain guy’s screed was a 3 hour doQumentary on OAN for which OAN posted a disclaimer for it’s content. I read the story about it with the main voter fraud evidence being the same old stuff already thrown out of every court. He still stated the same voting machine conspiracies for which he’s being sued. Not much between that guy’s ears.

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  17. Oh, now I get it: The impeachment trial will end by or before March 4, and since Qrump will be acquitted, then he can still be pres, so they can go ahead with the inauguration they were planning to have last month, right?

    And of *course* they can reserve those rooms at $1331/night b/c either (a) the profits will all go into their hero’s pocket and will be a way of worshiping their hero or (b) they aren’t bound by laws because of the corporate takeover of the nation, so they won’t need to pay (a policy modeled by their hero).

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  18. Belief in “Q” proves cousins shouldn’t marry.

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  19. Ted says:
    “Q” proves cousins shouldn’t marry.

    Ted,
    I believe those involved would spell it quzzins.

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  20. Mr. Boland @12:
    May I remind you sir of the well documented, thoroughly time tested and constitutionally guaranteed premise that the Deep State implants in our hallowed legal establishment have unsuccessfully laboured so furiously to obfuscate.
    When the veracity, legality, or even the constitutionality of one’s obviously self evident assertions or accusations are called in to question, the most basic legal argument has always been, and shall always be:
    “Oh yeah? Well show me the proof that it’s NOT true!”
    Only slightly more respected by the judiciary than
    “Well that’s what I heard!”
    Respectfully
    The Law Offices of Howard, Fine, and Howard.

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  21. Rick @ #19: I stand q-rected.

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  22. Ormond Otvos says:

    Q is Stephen Colbert.

    Who else that crazy?

    Oh, yeah.

    Stephen Miller

    or

    Steve Bannon.

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  23. I still think Q is actually Barron Trump.

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