So, I have no theories about what this is but people all over the United States of Damn America are hearing loud boom  noises and the powers that be claim they have no idea where it’s coming from.

The latest was in Colorado early this morning and it shook some posters off the wall at a local trailer park.  Except, there was no shaking – just noise.

Colorado is not the only U.S. state, where residents of several towns have reported hearing explosion-like sounds. In the past few days, the booms have also been heard in New Jersey, Alabama, Idaho, and Detroit.

The residents of the areas are now speculating about the cause of the noise, now referred to as “Bama Boom”, with some attributing it to active meteor showers, deep earthquake, and even an alien invasion.

All I know is that these things didn’t happen when Barack Obama was president.

One other thing —

Trump tweeted this morning that he was going to play golf “very quickly” with Tiger Woods today. He obviously hasn’t seen Tiger Woods play golf lately.

Additionally, ain’t there some manner of Women’s Protection legislation or something that outlaws those two being together in the same zip code as any woman?  Holy cow, can you even imagine what manner of perverted crap those two talked about?