Checklist for the North Korea Nuke Negotiations
Trump’s a lunatic being manipulated by the bad guys in the WH, and normal people understand that. Mike Pence? He’s a mindless moron, also being manipulated by the bad guys in the WH (when he pulls his nose out of Trump’s…uh, never mind). This week, both Trump and Pence went on national teevee and talked about how North Korea could end up like Libya if Kim Jong Un didn’t play ball with the US. Keep in mind that when they say that, they’re talking about Muammar Gaddafi being chased down and murdered in a not very nice way by rebels when his government collapsed after he gave up his nuclear weapons. So to aid Trump and Pence in their preparation for North Korea summit talks, I’ve developed a handy checklist:
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
- Don’t bring up Libya.
Hope that helps.
JJ, you are just way too kind hearted! Pence may have a vague idea of what that means but its so vague he can’t explain it to Trump who wouldn’t understand it even if you used Jim Hensen’s puppets! From the git-go with NoKo, I never expected any kind of good results. It was just a given considering who all are involved. As for the trumpanzee choir singing Nobel Peace Prize, would somebody kindly take the kool aid away? They don’t know that its supposed to be sipped, not snorted.
1Dump has already played the “Libya card”, and will ignore any advice given. This summit will never take place, given the intractable behavior of both leaders. North Korea has already revealed its duplicity by claiming that it has destroyed its nuclear site. That test site was destroyed by their last test and may have contributed to the radioactive poisoning of its own people. You can bet they are already building another one.
2Punch and Judy are desperate for it to take place, but want to be the tough guys. Let us hope it does not, because these useful idiots will allow North Korea to screw America.
(Also posted on separate thread)
John Oliver stated that the video footage of Gaddafi’s final moments is Putin’s “favorite” video. Putin apparently watches it over and over. I sincerely wonder if 45 has ever seen it…
3Never mind! Not happening.
4We have the “fake news” on the teevee in the break room here at work. CNN chyron sez 45 cancelled the talks. Boy’s gonna start WWIII with a Tweet!
5All moot now.
6I win my bets. In one way, I wish I knew more Trumpters and in another way I don’t.
7Jefe, just to be clear: mention Libya?
8Nice effort, but all they know about Libya is BENGHAZIBENGHAZIBENGHAZILOCKHERUPBENGHAZI!!!!
Think I’m kidding? House Repubs want ANOTHER Hillary investigation.
9If Trump can get instructions from the WH staff (the few who are still sane) before calling the latest dictator after his fake election and it says in all caps, “DO NOT CONGRATULATE” and he still congratulates, you can write “Don’t bring up Libya” 45 times and it won’t get through his concrete head.
10Buttermilk Sky, if Donnie had a functioning brain cell, he’d be insulted by the House snacilbupeR who still want to impeach Hilz which implies Dotard45 didn’t sneak into the WH.
If only we could convince nut jobs in the Free-dumb Caucus to hold their breath while waiting for a day or week without gun violence. Useless NRA tools are still waiting for the time when it’s right to discuss extending concealed carry privileges across state lines.
Just a brief flyer for those stable ‘geniuses’:
Amendment X
Amendment XI
Article V
Article. VI.
Article I, Section. 8
Article I, Section. 10
Amendment XIV
They probably forgot all that old stuff from between 1795 & 1868, but maybe Rudy G can give them a quick tutorial on the Prinz, Garcia and/or the NYvUS decisions to name a few. Or not.
11I disagree that Pence is a mindless moron. He’s an evil Dominionist, trying to undo 100 years of progress- and bringing on Armageddon also too.
12Pence is truly a “whited sepulcher” Look it up!
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