The GOP’s most celebrity mouthpiece, Ted Nugent, did not have a good weekend.  I know you’re sad about that.

For his concert on Friday night, acidic rocker Ted Nugent didn’t draw much of a crowd even though the tickets for “Laconiafest’ in New Hampshire were lowered from $67 to $5.

Honey, I would not go see Ted Nugent even if they paid me $67.

They are even claiming that he skipped town without paying the employees of the venue.

Twinsies!

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

Okay, so there’s this large and cheerful rumor going around the internet machine this morning that Clarence Thomas is considering resigning after the November election.

I can see where that rumor got started.  I mean, with Scalia gone, who has their hand up Thomas’s hinney to operate him like a muppet?  Apparently Scalia left a well trained replacement.

Clarence’s wife, the resentful and odd Genni Thomas, says no way that’s happening.

Paul Bedard is a writer for the Washington Examiner and Genni does not like him one little bit.

Sorry if I ruined your Monday, but Thomas is here to stay because Genni says so.

Fun With Guns has some rules.  To make Fun With Guns, first of all, nobody can die in the story unless it’s the person accidentally shooting themselves.  If you run a Goggle search on “accidental shooting” you will see dead bodies everywhere.

But sometimes there is an exception.

Authorities say the owner of an Ohio gun shop who was teaching a concealed carry class was fatally shot in the neck by a student who accidentally fired a weapon.

The (Cincinnati) Enquirer reported that the shop owner, 64-year-old James Baker, was shot on Saturday while students practiced weapon malfunction drills.

I do not know where the good guy with a gun was, but he was probably not trained too well either.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Donald Trump is just spinning his wheels now and, to use his words, “it’s a a beautiful thing.”

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has parted ways with his embattled campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, amid ongoing scrutiny over several missteps as the real estate mogul has sought to pivot to the general election.

Wouldn’t it be cool if Trump did it on teevee and said, “You’re FIRED!”

Trump has been under heavy fire in recent weeks for a string of damaging controversies, from his clumsy response to the mass shooting in Orlando to his highly personal attacks against a federal judge overseeing two lawsuits against him, to his campaign’s failure to disburse pledged donations meant for veterans’ charities.

Wait a minute!  Wait a minute.  You’re going to fire your campaign manager over something you said?

I want to share this with you.  This was photographed in Houston this weekend during Trump’s visit.  You might have to click here to see what it says.

Well played, Texans, well played.

Donald Trump has been watching too much Wyatt Earp.  He seems to be convinced that a person at a dance club where alcohol is consumed could whip out a handgun and shoot someone who is firing a military grade weapon right between the eyes.

Seriously.  Speaking about the slaughter  in Orlando …

“If we had people with the bullets going in the opposite direction — right smack between the eyes of this maniac,” Trump said, pointing in a gun gesture to his forehead. “If some of those wonderful people had guns strapped right here, right to their waist or right to their ankle, and this son of a bitch comes out and starts shooting, and one of the people in that room happened to have it and goes boom, boom, you know what? That would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight, folks, that would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight.”

Has he ever shot a gun?  You know, at a target?  The average cop can’t do that, much less someone consuming alcohol on a dark dance floor.

Goes Boom Boom?  No, he has never shot a weapon.  No boom boom.

Does he know what caliber of weapon fits on an ankle?  Obviously not.

And he does read the newspaper and knows that an off-duty police officer working at the club immediately exchanged fire with the killer, right?

Thank for your assessment of the situation, Marshall Matt Dillon.

Hey, I have an idea, let’s get Bruce Lee to kick box him or somebody to do kung fu.

Holy cow.

Y’all, he’s doing it again.  Tom DeLay is just the crook who won’t go away.

Because he can’t get a job and has nothing to do all day, Tom pranced his dancing butt over to TruNews, a triple z crazy radio show, and announced to everyone within earshot …

DeLay said that the president has “put American lives in danger” and “emboldened” America’s enemies.

When Wiles asked if Obama is “actually on the other side of the war on terror,” DeLay said that Obama is “a Muslim sympathizer” who was “raised in a communist upbringing” and “hates America.”

But, in Tom’s defense, he only says that because he can’t say the N word.  Let the boy say the N word and he’ll be happy.

I’d like to say that this is the nuttiest thing my neighbor Tom DeLay has ever said, but it ain’t.

This man needs a job.  Please, somebody, hire him.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.