RNC Chair Reince Priebus (who makes the i before e both a provable and disprovable grammar adage) took to Face the Nation this weekend to talk about Donald Trump’s keeping us in suspicion over whether or not he’ll concede this election.

Put on your reading glasses because your hearing aid is not going to work on this one.

“He’s saying he wants to reserve all options, and ‘if there is grounds for a recount, I will exercise my options,'” Priebus said. “He is not willing to not concede if he loses and there’s no fraud.”

Yeah, he said “He is not willing to not concede” without tying his tongue or his brain in a knot.

Thanks for clearing all that up, Reince.

If you ever need a headache Reince is obviously a registered donor.

As I have said before, Curt Schilling, one of the the top ten most hated men in sports, has announced that with Donald Trump’s blessing, he is going to run against Elizabeth Warren in two years.

And he held a rally in Boston to kick things off.  Tens of people came.  (Now, it’s not often you will see me link to Sport’s Illustrated, but even they are gloating.)

Awwww, poor Curt. Hell, even the people who came wouldn’t get close to Curt.

Yeah, I’m smug.

Donald Trump to CBS News.

If by “doing better” means pussy grabbing, then yes, I guess you’re correct, Mr. Trump.

If you live in Texas, today is the first day of early voting.  And if you live around Fredericksburg, this is what will greet you on your way to the polls.

And by “offended” they mean nuclear holocaust and the total destruction of the First Amendment.

Unless you have a local candidate who has specifically come out against Trump, Vote a straight Democratic ticket.

Thanks to Vickie for the heads up.

Oh y’all, Former Arizona Governor Jan Brewer went on teevee this morning to defend Donald Trump’s speech at Gettysburg.

Poor Donald. Poor poor oppressed Donald. He’s being “waterboarded.” She actually said that and I have proof because I am an undercover journalist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTFaX2bZBHc

Well, I guess it’s okay since Trump supports waterboarding.

Governor Bob Kerrey did a nice job with the crazy authentic part.  Enjoy. It’s short.

James O’Keefe, of Holy Cow, It’s Crazy James fame, is sending out his hoard of “undercover journalists” to expose voter fraud.  He’s taken to begging money to line his pockets.  I just wish this kid would get a real job and quit violating the law.

Weeks ago, we deployed undercover journalists in early voting states across the nation.

They have been recording hours and hours of footage as we waited for the dam to break.

And now I need to double down and flood the field with undercover investigators.

They will be deployed to early voting stations around the nation to monitor “bussing” activities and catch voter fraud in the act.

Can you pay for one hotel night for an undercover journalist? One meal?

Our journalists come from all walks of life, some are young and in school, others are experienced and retired. But they are ALL putting their future at risk by working with Project Veritas.

So, now ruffians and bigots have a new name because, you know, voter intimidation sounds so … I dunno, true?  These people are now called Undercover Journalists.

There is no such thing as undercover journalists.  Journalists are protected by the Constitution and they operate right out there in the open.

Dude, if you run into one of them, sidle up to them and whisper, “James sent me. Code purple.  Repeat: code purple. Run!”  Then dash away and watch while they try to figure out what Code Purple means.