Even in Pennsylvania.

A 78 year old woman was shot in the chest at 3:30 in the damn morning in her damn bathroom.

She was taken to the hospital with “non-life threatening injuries.”  Although I cannot for the life of me imagine what is NOT life threatening when you’re 78 years old.  Hell, getting out of bed is life threatening when you’re 78 years old.

Here’s the kicker.  She was shot by her husband who thought she was an intruder.

I know.  Nuts.

Police believe the husband suffers from a medical condition, which may have been a factor.

Ya think?  Now let’s assume her husband is also at least 78 years old. What the fool tarnation is a 78 year old man with “a medical condition” doing with a damn gun?  You get a medical condition that causes you to shoot people randomly, you gotta give up the gun.

Or, give them both guns, lock them in the house and let them fight it out, like Geriatric Wild Kingdom.

Okay, Louie Gohmert went on Fox and Friends to remind us that Mueller caused “invaluable damage to the FBI” and he’s “an egomaniac and a problem.”  And that he spends too much money.  (Yeah, yeah, let me know when he spends $20 million.)

Louie is also very concerned that Clinton and Obama didn’t get a special prosecutor “after all they did.”

And that Donald Trump can’t spell counsel.  Or council.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

Reuters

Michael Flynn and other advisers to Donald Trump’s campaign were in contact with Russian officials and others with Kremlin ties in at least 18 calls and emails during the last seven months of the 2016 presidential race, current and former U.S. officials familiar with the exchanges told Reuters.

Six of the previously undisclosed contacts described to Reuters were phone calls between Sergei Kislyak, Russia’s ambassador to the United States, and Trump advisers, including Flynn, Trump’s first national security adviser, three current and former officials said.

And here’s the kicker.  In January, the Trump White House denied any contact between the Trump campaign and the Russians.  Flat ass denied it.

Please remember that the day ain’t over and we’ve been averaging about 3 blockbusters a day.  Stay tuned to your local station for further instructions.

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Don’t even get me started.

By the way, I have a bet with Bubba that Trump could not name 20 past presidents.  That’s less than half.

Bob Mueller named Special Counsel for the Russian investigation.  He’ll be great.

Best news in a month.

Here ya go.

Asked about Attorney General Jeff Sessions making a statement that pot was only “slightly less awful” than heroine, Willie came up with a stroke of genius – as Willie often does.

“I wonder if he’s tried both of them,” responded Nelson. “I don’t think you can really make a statement like that unless you tried it all. So I’d like to suggest to Jeff to try it and then let me know later if he thinks he’s still telling the truth!”

Willie also says that all those “Willie Nelson for President” bumper stickers gave him the thought that maybe he would … “I came close a couple times,” he said. “And then I sobered up.”

No, seriously, Willie for President.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.