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Holy Crap: Trump and the Witch Doctors

July 13, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

When this happened, it creeped me out.

 

 

But then this happened and it scared the crap outta me.

 

 

This is a mess of teevee preachers and evangelicals doing a “laying on of hands” in the damn oval office while they prayed for Trump.  At first I though maybe it was to remove the curse of that orb thing.

However, Thelma tells me that she has inside information that she got over at the Greater Hope and Utopia Southern Baptist Church and Missionary Training Center.  You know how Trump keeps saying this is a witch hunt?  Well, these are Mike Pence’s witch doctors.

Seriously, y’all, they should have done something with that hair while they were there.

 

Lookie Here

July 12, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ted Cruz refuses to say that Russia is our enemy or that Trump did anything wrong.

 

 

So you gotta wonder:  what does Trump have on Ted Cruz?  Do you think maybe Cruz’s dad really did kill Kennedy?

 

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Y’all, They Are Really Bad At Governing

July 12, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Republicans can’t govern worth diddle squat.  They control the House, the Senate, the Presidency, and pretty near the Supreme Court.  They still can’t get anything done.  Thank you, Sweet Jesus.

Their senatorially painful decision announced on Tuesday to sacrifice some of lawmakers’ usually sacrosanct August recess was a public confession that they have not gotten the job done even while controlling the White House, Senate and House of Representatives.

If they can’t get anything done in those two weeks, they really need to go back to the minors and let the big boys play.

On the other hand, I do imagine that not many of them want to go back home.  They are just gonna get hollered at.  Let’s face it, all of us have on our hollering shoes and our numbers grow everyday.

Ted Cruz told the news that nobody in Texas even mentioned the Russians during his last visit.  Well, when you limit your town halls to 75 people and have the Republicans line up real early, you’re likely not to hear much at all.  And, when you’re facing not being able to afford the medicine that’s keeping you alive, Russia ain’t on your mind at all.  Caring about Russia is the privileged outrage of people who can afford health insurance.

And then there’s this:

Mr. McConnell said the early August agenda would extend beyond health care, which Senate Republicans still hope to finish off next week. He ticked off a few other measures, including an always contentious debt limit increase, a usually bipartisan Pentagon policy bill and an important piece of legislation for the Food and Drug Administration.

Now what makes this guy think he can get all that done in two weeks when for the past 7 1/2 months, he’s gotten nothing done?  Is he planning on arming the senate and taking hostages?  If so, he could start with Mike Pence – that guy ain’t doing nothing.

The Timeline

July 12, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The Washington Post has a very cool timeline of the Russian meeting.  If you look at Donald Trump’s tweets and pronouncements before and after the meeting, it is obvious that he knew exactly what was going on.

I have an image of The Three Clown Boys getting on the elevator immediately after the meeting, going one flight up and skipping down the hall, spattering buckets of entitlement on the walls, to tell Trump what had happened.

Trump knew and he tweeted it.

Drip.  Drip.  Drip.

Anybody wanna guess what’s gonna drop next?

 

Good Luck, Mitch!

July 12, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thanks to Bunny for the heads up.

The Pecan Does Not Fall Far From Nut Tree

July 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, whoever is Donald Junior’s lawyer needs to burn his bar card before he’s hauled off to the writ twit hall of shame.

Junior tweeted the entire email exchange in a move he says was designed “to be transparent.”  Come to find out, the New York Times was going to publish it moments later.

The email itself is a smoking gun.

The producer of MSNBC’s The Last Word tweeted this one.

 

 

Note the date.  The meeting was in June. That means Donald Junior is …. wait for it … fake news!