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Hey, Jeff Sessions! Over Here!

August 16, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I want to say something.  As someone who is eligible for membership in the Daughters of the American Revolution …

 

 

… please tell the Daughters of the Confederacy that they can kiss my butt.

Bitches, don’t talk to me about patriotism.

So then I see that Jeff Sessions wants to know about me and you being in the Resistance.  He wants to intimidate us into following blindly after Trump.

Sessions, come on over here, you little sawed off, quivering, lily livered, pathetic excuse for a man and I will tell you a great deal about what I am doing.

Look.  Here’s the deal:  if we are knocking down confederate monuments, why is Jeff Sessions still standing?  That’s all the man is – a Confederate monument.

(I told y’all I need some rest.  Oh dear Lord, I’m having a fit.)

 

I’m Just Exhausted

August 16, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, the past few day have been one hell of a year.

I am exhausted.

I have Trump fatigue.  He is unhinged, and not even a United State General can fix that.

I’ll post some toons and any breaking news, but I need a few days and a couple of baseball games to get my feet back under myself.  My happiness is on backorder.

 

 

 

A Little Good News

August 16, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

For those helping with The Virtual Race Across Texas to help raise money for the Democratic ballot by mail program in Texas, I have good news.  We Won!

Good Afternoon Mr. Maxey,

Thank you for your participation in TSHA’s Virtual Race Across Texas. We appreciate your tremendous efforts in sharing the game with your friends on Facebook and promoting Texas history along the way. Additionally, we wanted to thank you for your membership with TSHA.

We are also happy to announce that you were the Top Scorer and Top Recruiter for the first week of the game! As such, you have won the San Antonio Prize Package and the YETI Cooler Prize package.

Additionally, you were selected as a Top 8 Texas Expert for week one and will be awarded a Virtual Race Across Texas T-Shirt.

Please note that you may only be selected as a Weekly Top Scorer, Top Recruiter, and Top 8 Texas Expert once during the race period. You are still eligible to win the Grand Prize and a Top 10 Player Prize, so be sure to keep playing!

So, thank you, thank you, thank you, but don’t quit, guys!  This very cool stuff will be auctioned off and I figure we’ll raise at least $1,500 for it, maybe $2,000.  The grand prize will be another $1,500 or more, so keep answering those questions!

Thank you again for your help, guys.  Glen and I both really appreciate it.

 

I Missed It

August 15, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Guys, I was working on deadline for a paying job when Trump gave his press conference.

I missed it.

Was it as crazy as I am hearing?

 

By the way —

What’s Up, Doc?

August 15, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

In an amazing turn-around, medical doctors in the United States now favor single-payer.

A majority of doctors questioned nationwide now support a single-payer health care system – an almost exact reversal of their stance nine years ago.

The stark turnaround took many aback on Monday as doctors have often been among the most outspoken critics of single-payer health care, in which the government, rather than private insurers, cover health-care costs.

“I expected it would go the other way. We’ve always heard the opposite,” admitted Phillip Miller, vice president of communications for Merritt Hawkins, one of the nation’s leading physician search firms that often surveys doctors on their practices and opinions about the health-care climate.

Now, Democrats!  Dammit, NOW!  Now is the time to propose single payer.  The Republicans don’t have a plan.  They aren’t even speaking to each other.

Once people understand that their tax increase will be less than their current insurance payments, they will support it.

Reclaim America, Democrats.  Do this one thing.

 

I Like Our Side So Much More

August 15, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

 

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