Four Texas Republicans voted against Hurricane Harvey aid for Texas.

I’m fixing to name them right now: Twit, Jerk, Idiot, and Damn Crook.

If you want their birth names, you have to trust someone else because they are all dead to me.

Four Texas Republicans opposed the package: Reps. Joe Barton, Jeb Hensarling, Sam Johnson and Mac Thornberry. But none of them represent counties deemed disaster areas by the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Yeah, they live in the Dallas area.

Louie Gohmert and Blake Farenthold both voted for it because their districts were impacted by Harvey.

So, the “government should only get involved if it benefits me personally” continues to be the Texas Republican mantra.

I should not write about this.  There are some things that Republicans do that make even me queazy.

This is one of them.  However, since every damn one of you sent me this story and it does involved a bleached blonde big haired woman, I kinda feel a duty to report this.

Bobby R. Burchfield is a fancy pants Republican lawyer.  He helped George W with the 2000 Florida recount, and now he’s an ethics lawyer for Donald J Trump, which I’m sure keeps him plenty busy.

Burchfield’s wife, Teresa Jo, apparently got bored.  Real bored.

Teresa Jo Burchfield was arrested Tuesday afternoon in a parking lot adjacent to the Fauquier County Adult Detention Center after deputies found her in the backseat of a car with an inmate/trustee at the jail, according to sheriff’s office Sgt. James Hartman.

Burchfield and the 23-year-old inmate were having sex in the car, according to a criminal complaint filed at Fauquier County General District Court.

Not only that, but Teresa Jo was giving the inmate clothes, vitamins, cigarettes, and “other unauthorized items.”

One of the customers here, a lawyer who shall remain unnamed unless he pisses me off, sent the story with a note that said, “I shouldn’t send this.  I actually feel sorry for the guy.”  I had to think for a minute.  Which one – the inmate or the husband?

I’m guessing it was the husband because only a lawyer could feel sorry for another lawyer.  The rest of us think she was just moving up the social scale.

The new head of the EPA, Scott Pruitt, who almost believes in science but not quite, said this is not, repeat not, the time to talk about climate change.

Pruitt said Thursday that talking about climate change while a hurricane sliced through the Caribbean on its way to Florida was “very, very insensitive” to the people of Florida.

“Here’s the issue,” Scott Pruitt told CNN. “To have any kind of focus on the cause and effect of the storm; versus helping people, or actually facing the effect of the storm, is misplaced.”

God forbid we should be insensitive to people in the path of a hurricane.  I mean, it’s time to blame homosexuals, women having abortions, and that weird dancin’ the kids are doing.

Yeah, and Rick Scott won’t even allow the words climate change to be used in official state documents.

Cuz, you know, it’s too soon.

You guys probably heard that Rush Limbaugh was claiming earlier this week that Irma was a liberal  “hoax” to push their goofy ideas about climate change.  Rush claimed that the weather men were all part of the conspiracy because they knew for a fact that Irma was never going to hit land, and that it would float blissfully out to the Atlantic.

Rush said that grocery stores were in on the hoax to sell groceries and that bottled water companies were counting their profits, too.

Yesterday, Rush announced that he is fleeing from this elaborate hoax perpetrated on his Florida radio studio.

“May as well… announce this. I’m not going to get into details because of the security nature of things, but it turns out that we will not be able to do the program here tomorrow,” Limbaugh said Thursday. “We’ll be on the air next week, folks, from parts unknown.”

Limbaugh said the show will be back on the air Monday, but to be on the air Friday would be “legally impossible” for them do to the show out of South Florida.

“Legally impossible?”  More like … impossible to talk while drowning.

On the same show, he said …

“The views expressed by the host of this program [are] documented to be almost always right 99.8 percent of the time,” Limbaugh said right before announcing he would be leaving South Florida for parts unknown. “There is a reason for that because we engage in a relentless and unstoppable pursuit of the truth and we find and proclaim it and that happens to drive people crazy.”

And, Honey, for Limbaugh’s listeners, that’s a 3 minute drive.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Republican Congressman Tim Murphy of Pennsylvania is pro-life.  He is also pro-fornication.

Murphy, who has a Ph.D. is psychology, admitted to having an affair with a “personal friend.”  He has been named in his “personal friend’s” divorce proceedings.

He is 64 years old and his “personal friend” is 32 years old.

I guess we should not be surprised – he has voted for all Trump’s initiatives this year. Like president, like congressman.

Is it just me, or are more sanctimonious, hypocritical Republicans fooling around than Democrats?

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Junior Trump, Jr. now has a third explanation of why he went to the Russia meeting.

Donald Trump Jr. told Senate investigators on Thursday that he set up a June 2016 meeting with a Russian lawyer because he was intrigued that she might have damaging information about Hillary Clinton, saying it was important to learn about Mrs. Clinton’s “fitness” to be president.

He does realize he’s Donald Trump’s son, right?

And y’all, think about it – this is the explanation he went with after he had consulted with high price lawyers.

He told investigators that working for his father’s campaign consumed his life. “I had never worked on a campaign before and it was an exhausting, all-encompassing, life-changing experience. Every single day I fielded dozens, if not hundreds, of emails and phone calls.”

Yeah, Sonny, it’s called “having a real job.”