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The New Kayne

October 01, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Retired Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré is not happy with President Trump.

Retired Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, who commanded the military response to Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans, slammed President Trump’s response to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico, telling CNN “he doesn’t give a damn about poor people, doesn’t give a damn about people of color.”

Yeah, there’s a video of it.

I guess the General isn’t afraid of being Tweet-Slapped.

 

OK Oklahoma

September 30, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Republicans in Oklahoma are some randy sumbitches.

I know there ain’t much to do and even less to look at in Oklahoma.  I know that for a damn fact.

But, fer goodness sake, boys.

Oklahoma Republicans have been rocked by a series of sex-related scandals this year. Former state Sen. Bryce Marlatt resigned earlier this month after an Uber driver told police he grabbed her head and kissed her neck while she drove him to a bar in June. State Rep. Dan Kirby resigned in February after being accused of sexually harassing two former legislative assistants, and ex-state Sen. Ralph Shortey was indicted in federal court this month on charges of child sex trafficking and producing and transporting child.

And a former aide to Republican Gov. Mary Fallin was charged this month after authorities say he was investigated on allegations that he took a photo or video up a woman’s skirt at the State Capitol. Travis Goss Brauer faces charges of offering false or fraudulent evidence, a felony, and a misdemeanor charge of destruction of evidence after authorities allege he destroyed or altered a mobile phone and a laptop that were part of an investigation.

Well hell, let’s make it an even half dozen.

Republican Jason Reese is running for a state house seat in Oklahoma, so I’m thinking maybe he wanted to fit in.  He’s formerly a lawyer for the Oklahoma Republican Party.

His campaign expenditure report includes a purchase of a porn video.  Yep, just your standard bondage video entitled “Hot Wife Chloe Needs To Be Punished.”  And, Honey, Chloe ain’t the only one.

 

Well, Jason says he hired a CPA to file his campaign reports and the CPA accidentally cut and pasted this movie title into the report.  Amazingly, a couple of people believe that story.

Reese has a website for his campaign where he calls himself “Reformer Realist Republican.” I guess he could add Reprobate.

 

Weekend Update

September 30, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I HATE DONALD TRUMP.

This friendly reminder was brought to you by the letters W, T, and F and the good folks at Twitter.

 

And a word from Steve Schmidt, John McCain’s former campaign manager …

 

Whadda guy.

And the United States general in charge of the relief effort in Puerto Rico says there’s not enough troops and equipment there.

 

Weekend Fun

September 29, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

Whoop

September 29, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Price resigns.  If there’s a position opening for an arrogant, entitled, self-centered jerk who is always on the take, he can start on Monday.  Send salary and perks to swamp@trumpwhitehouse.com

 

Welcome to Third World America

September 29, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

There are two months left in hurricane season and we just lost our NOAA hurricane tracker airplane.

With more than two months of the Atlantic hurricane season left, NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters have grounded the Gulfstream IV aircraft that flies over storms at high altitudes to gather data.

“Unbelievably, there is no backup,” Florida Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL) told the Palm Beach Post. “I’ve sounded the alarm on this until I’m blue in the face. The administration simply must act.”

The airplane, nicknamed Gonzo, has suffered three malfunctions in a period of eight days.  It’s the only high altitude aircraft that NOAA has.  There is no backup.

 

 

So, ya think Tom Price would loan us his airplane?  Or maybe Mexico has one we can borrow?

But Donald Trump and the Koch brothers need a tax cut.  When Trump finds out that Texas and Mexico are bordered by a really, really big ocean, we are all pretty much on our own.

Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.