Darth Bannon is now targeting every Republican senator for replacement by funding primary opponents, except one — Ted Cruz.

Steve Bannon and his allies are planning a hostile takeover of the Republican Party. And only one Senator running in 2018 will get a free pass: Ted Cruz.

Breitbart’s Washington Editor Matt Boyle writes today that conservatives are “running or actively seeking out” serious primary challengers for every incumbent Republican senator running in 2018 except the Texan.

Ted Cruz, who fancies himself a real ladies’ man and a genius to boot, is exactly the prototype that Bannon wants for his new Republican Party.  Here’s a man who filibustered by giving a dramatic reading of Dr Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham without ever getting the irony that Green Eggs and Ham is about learning to try and perhaps like new things.

I am not surprised that Bannon likes Cruz.  They are both shivers looking for a spine to run up.

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

Thanks to everybody for sending me this link.

The Republican Guide to Presidential Etiquette

If you have any Republican friends left, please make sure they get to see this.

Holy damn crap on a glo-stick with crepe paper streamers and a damn siren.

Donald J Trump is done, done, done, with health care. He has much bigger things to do. Screw your cancer and crap.

“You know in theory, I want to focus on North Korea, I want to focus on Iran, I want to focus on other things. I don’t want to focus on fixing somebody’s back or their knee or something. Let the states do that.”

No, he said that.  Honest to God, he did.

Your health care is not important enough for Trump to work on.  He’s gotta bomb some damn thing.

This  guy creeps me out, y’all.

Republican Senator Bob Corker of Tennessee was a major supporter of Donald Trump’s and was even considered for the Veep position.  He was close friends with Trump.

But, as Trump is apt to do, no friendship or marriage lasts very long.

Last week, Corker told reporters that Mathis, Tillerson, and Kelly “are those people that help separate our country from chaos.”  Corker can say that since he’s announced that he’s not seeking reelection and has not one flip left to give.

So here it is, Sunday Morning and Trump goes wacko on The Twitter Machine.  He says that Coker begged him for an endorsement.  Trump tweets that he refuse.  So Corker, according to Trump, decided not to run again because he knew he needed Trump’s endorsement to win in Tennessee.

That’s an odd story even on the face of it, but it’s not true according to people who would know.  On edit: now more people coming forward to say Trump’s tweet is a lie.

Corker, who was obviously expecting this, was ready.

Jimmy Kimmel whipped up on Don, Jr. on Twitter.  So, maybe a few folks are willing to take on a dopey guy.

Ask the Google, “How old is the president?”

If you ask me, this is proof that the whole thing was a nightmare.

Denton County, Texas, is stuck half way between Dallas and the Oklahoma state line.  It is home to the fifth largest university in Texas and Trump Republicans on massive steroids and pills that make you talk all the damn time..

The Republican County Chair resigned “due to health reasons,” after she tweeted this a week after Charlottesville.

Hendrickson later shared an article that claimed the protests and counter protests in Charlottesville were a “false flag” operation orchestrated by former President Barack Obama to cause chaos.

Bless Lisa’s heart, all she wanted to do is kill her some liberals and blame Obama for it, but then everybody got all upset about that and it finally gave Lisa a splitting headache. Damn liberals.

So, the vacuum of crazybutt leadership reeled in some spectacular catches.

At least three more members of the Denton County GOP’s leadership team, including State Representative Patrick Fallon, have claimed, or shared material that claimed, Charlottesvile was a hoax or that it was orchestrated by liberals.

Meet —

Mark Roy (Denton County GOP Vice Chair of Veterans Affairs/Texas State House Candidate HD-64)

Roy, a retired Marine, recently announced he will challenge incumbent State Rep. Lynn Stucky in the Republican primary for Stucky’s seat in Texas House District 64. Roy has written on Facebook that Charlottesville was staged, Arizona Senator John McCain is a traitor to the country, and that the Food and Drug Administration is putting sex hormones into canned foods in an attempt to turn Americans gay.

And damn my luck, I just bought an electric can opener.  And here’s the scary part: the incumbent state rep ain’t exactly endorsed by MENSA or the American Mental Health Foundation.

And there’s Connie Hudson who believes that the New World Order, paid protestors, selected psychopaths, and God only know what else are all attempting to sour the mood of Americans and if there’s on thing Republicans really hate, it’s sour moods.

Connie also believes that Charlottesville was a hoax And she probably thinks it was done just to give her a case of sour damn mood.

Thanks to Matthew Reyna over at Rantt for putting all this together.