Donald Trump had another Tweet Fit this morning.  Here’s just one of them concerning a  Washington Post story.  It’s a damn shame that his thumbs don’t corrode.

“Who would do this in a public place with live security?”

I dunno, maybe a guy who owns the security cameras?

I dunno, maybe a guy who grabs women by the you know what?

Here’s the part of all this that makes me so mad that if I didn’t sweat, I’d catch fire.  This is a guy who sold an American election to the Russians, showed no interest at all in governing, sold cabinet positions to people he full well knew were going to fail while ripping off taxpayers of what probably amounts to millions of dollars, allowed his son-in-law to view top security without a clearance and then use that information to enrich himself, tried to destroy every news organization except Fox and Friends, and I’m not even warmed-up yet.

But, it is going to be s-e-x that brings him down.  I hate that America is that stoopid.

I’m not joking.  There’s pretty convincing evidence that Trump rigged the Miss Universe contest to favor countries where he had business dealings.

I know.  Shocking.  Hey, if you lost money on the Miss Universe outcome, you ought to sue him.

“He made comments about every girl: ‘I’ve been to that country.’ ‘We’re building a Trump Tower there,’” said Canadian former contestant Adwoa Yamoah. “It was clear the countries that he liked did well. He’d whisper to Paula about the girls, and she’d write it down. He basically told us he picked nine of the top fifteen.”

And there’s also a pageant judge who says Trump was the damn judge.

And one judge at the pageant told Toobin that he was floored when saw that several of the women he and his fellow judges had picked as finalists did not make it to the official list of winners, as Trump apparently intervened to override their decisions.

Colluding with Russia is one thing, but rigging the Miss Universe contest is a whole ‘nother thing.

Thank you to everybody for the heads up.

And the pathetic slob pitched a twitter hissy.

Look, let’s just make this easier and give Putin the keys to the country.

Get a load of this: Conservatives want Trump to pardon the 13 Russians.  Yeah, and Mike Flynn, and Manafort, and George Papadopoulos, and Rick Gates, and two hookers in Des Moines, Iowa, and that guy who shot the bald eagle and then ran over it several times in his all terrain vehicle. (Okay, so maybe not the last two, but who the hell knows?)

“I think he should be pardoning anybody who’s been indicted and make it clear that anybody else who gets indicted would be pardoned immediately,” said Frederick Fleitz, a former CIA analyst and senior vice president at the conservative Center for Security Policy.

Their theory is that if everybody knows they are going to get a pardon, then they won’t squeal on higher-ups and we can just declare that America is a wholly owned subsidiary of the State Duma.

Some conservatives think it would be wiser for Trump to wait until after the mid term elections.  Here’s that reasoning brought to you by the alt-right.

Even some conservatives who support pardons in principle are wary of the severe political backlash they are certain to trigger. Mike Cernovich, a prominent alt-right activist, said he believes the moment for pardons has passed and that Trump needs to wait until after the November mid-term elections.

“If the Democrats take over, pardon everyone,” Cernovich said. “They’re coming for you anyway. They have their nuke with impeachment. You have your nuke with pardons. And then settle in for an interesting two years.”

I love how destroying democracy is their idea of “interesting.”  Boy, they must think cock fighting is “a delightful fifteen minutes.”

Thanks to S Gray for the heads up.

So, have you been wondering what’s up with Louie Gohmert?

Well, he ain’t spending all his campaign money on barbeque.

He’s been saving some for his favorite organization – the NRA.

Campaigns for Sen. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) and Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) have both spent at least $1,000 on NRA dues. Gohmert’s campaign paid the organization $1,500 in 2016, while Blunt’s campaign spent $1,000 on dues in 2010.

The rules say that members of congress cannot pay for memberships in organizations unless it’s an organization they wouldn’t join unless they were an elected official.

So, that right a there is a good enough reason to vote against Louie.  The NRA won’t get any more money.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Yesterday, “Commie Don” Trump tweeted this load of crap —

Oops.

Look what Customer Deb found — (Click on the graphic to see the big one.)

And —

According to the Los Angeles Times, Trump traveled to New Hampshire in January 2014 to speak at a breakfast series for possible presidential candidates.

Seems to me like those dates line up pretty nicely.  Thank you, Commie Don.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.