Bless his heart.  Just bless his little boy heart.

(Click the picture to see the big one.)

Notice that you can only see one of John Bolton’s hands?  The other one is up Trump’s puppet butt.

And what the hell is John Bolton saying to Macron? No wait, I do not even want to know.

So Sarah Huckybooboo Sanders tweeted…

Except the “hotel” was the best little whorehouse in Canada. Yeah, she spelled brothel wrong.

Now considering what both Rudy and Trump said about Stormy Daniels, this may have been the coolest troll ever.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Trudeau lists his height at 6’2″

Trump lists his height at 6’3″

I think Trudeau is lying.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

Don’t be.

It’s gonna be a little difficult for her to explain what Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen dug up about Jeanine Pirro to entertain us at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon weekly business meeting Fantastic Fête Friday and Hunger-Buster Coven.

It seems as though Judge Jeanine might have a tough time being named Attorney General or to the Supreme Court considering that she has some unpaid political bills.

Alfredo always has visuals at his lunchtime presentations, which is appreciated because this stuff is such fun.

In 2006, Jeanine ran against Hillary Clinton for the senate seat in New York. She polled so badly and made some shockingly bad teevee appearances, that she dropped out of the race. She still has $600,000 in unpaid bills from that campaign.  Here ya go.  She quit paying the past due bills in 2010.

However, senate campaign committees are required to continue to file FEC reports until all the committee’s debts have been extinguished.  Pirro hasn’t filed ANY FEC reports since 2012.  This is the most recent of 25 failure to file letters she has received from the FEC since 2013: Here ya go.

Now that right there is the cherry on top of the banana split. You won’t see this on CNN or in the New York Times because they never show up at the Dairy Queen for lunch with Alfredo. Fools.

Thanks to … well, Alfredo for the heads up.

I’m gonna just leave this right here because he’s gonna delete it.

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.

I’m betting they have mind melded.

I wonder if Mother Pence is worried.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.