Y’all, there’s a new Christmas present for your children to celebrate the birth of a undocumented worker born in a strange land. It’s a wall to keep the likes of Sweet Jesus on his side to keep us God-Fearing Americans safe on the other side.

Just in time for Christmas, Conservative gift retailer Keep and Bear has a toy called “build the wall.” It’s a lego-like mess about how wonderful Trump’s border wall is.

“A mob of 10,000 Central American migrants is marching through Mexico and heading toward El Paso, Texas. Mexican border agents attempted to stop them at the Mexican border, but to no avail,” the promotional material reads.

No, I am not kidding.

Hell, this is so bad that even Amazon won’t carry it and they carry some really questionable crap.

They also have a depiction of the kind of people we don’t want in our country.

You shall know them by their hats.

You really need to test the waters over at Keep and Bear – it’ll get your blood Russian to your head.

You’re not going to believe this.  Wait, you probably will.

Mitch McConnell was obviously in a coma for the past two years.  Now he’s going to whine. Oh won’t that be charming.

Here’s the original op-ed, published at Fox News.

Mitch, remember that railroad you built to run us out of government.  You might wanna duck, old man, because it’s coming around.

Our long time friend Deb T is in the hospital with the flu.  She’s sick enough to be in the hospital but well enough to play on the internet machine.

First she wanted me to see this:

That just makes me proud to be a Democrat.  Democrats have some room for improvement in the gender department but poor Republicans have a long road to go with a short time to get there.

And, next, it turns out that the “young intern” who participated in the Jim Acosta event ain’t so young nor is she an intern.

I mean, if you can’t trust the Trump White House, who can you trust?

And last but holy crap certainly not least is Don Blankenship, the CEO of Massey Coal Company who killed 29 miners by blatantly violating the Mine Safety Act.  He spent a year in prison and was fined $250,000.  After that, he decided he was just perfect for politics and ran for Senate from West Virginia. He lost.

Burger, who was finally caught in sent to prison at 89 years old, was killed by another mobster within days of arriving.  Yeah, gotta be a deep state thing.

Everybody wish Deb T well!

Okay, so everybody is in the tea reading business today, so I’ll jump in.

Face it, Trump’s behavior has been particularly weird. No show at Veterans Day events?  He loves that stuff because he thinks they’ll give him a surprise parade.

Then a friend of a friend (Bruce Lindner) laid this out beautifully.

• Fox News’ Twitter feed is usually very prolific. They tend to tweet maybe 20-25 tweets per day. Until last Thursday. Not a single tweet in 5 days from Mr. Murdoch’s evil empire.
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• The same with Wikileaks. No tweets in 5 days.
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• Matt Drudge, Republican gossipmonger extraordinaire, has scrubbed his entire Twitter page. It’s a blank canvas this morning… as blank as Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ dance card.
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• Jerome Corsi, co-architect of the Swift Boat Vets for “Truth,” and chief birther during the early Obama years, announced yesterday that he expects Robert Mueller to indict him. His BFF and fellow nutcase, Roger Stone, has gone unusually silent.
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• Michael Cohen, Trump’s one-time “fixer” lawyer, took the train into Washington yesterday accompanied by his lawyer. They went directly to the Special Counsel’s Office, where one assumes, they weren’t there to discuss sports and the weather.

And I don’t put much faith in Daily Kos, but they have other warning signs.

I know we’ve been disappointed before when there were warning signs. Oh Lord, I know that.

I don’t run the teevee during the day because it makes me crazy but I’m keeping the remote close at hand.

It’s real.  It’s really real.

By the way, it’s made in China, of damn course.

And who is buying this?  This guy —

There’s this today:

A year ago, a lawsuit against Woodfill’s law partner, former state representative and raging anti-gay crusader Paul Pressler, was dismissed.  It involved child molestation.

Folks in the know are guessing this is some sort of stealing money deal.  Woodfill is a giant supporter of Ted Cruz.

This might be fun.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.