So, Republicans are feeling their oats in Aladamnbama and think they can easily win back their senate seat from Doug Jones.  Yeah, I don’t doubt it either.

Some people think Jeff Sessions can win his old seat back, but others aren’t as sure.

Though Sessions would be the clear front-runner if he runs, his frayed ties with Trump could create an opening for other Republicans to make a play for the seat — and cause a messy primary similar to the one that cost the party the seat last year, several Alabama Republicans tracking the situation said.

Here you’ve got yourself a genuine admitted Klan member who ain’t conservative enough for Alabama.  Ain’t that somethin’?

They’ll go out and find another pedophile who would be more acceptable to Donald Trump, get his wife some bleach blonde hair and the ability to say the word Jew and spit at the same time, and a church choir and run that guy for senate.

Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie have written a book defending Trump.

If you thought it would be bad, you’re wrong. It’s horrific. It’s not writing, it’s typing.

It’s like 8 year old boys were let loose in the computer lab and told to write something funny about girls.

They refer to Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) as “crazy”; call Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) “many people’s favorite liberal wacko”; and label Sen. Kamala D. Harris (D-Calif.) an “enemy of President Trump.”

Yeah, it’s the death mask of clever or witty.

They also constantly use President Obama’s middle name so you’ll remember that it’s highly likely that he’s a Muslim.

But, mostly they make Trump the victim. You know, the victim of “all the best people” he himself hired. The New York Times, of course fake news, says that this book “reads in part like Trump’s Twitter grievances in book form.” That makes sense because nobody else in the whole damn world is crazy enough to make up that crap.

Lewandowski, of “whomp, whomp” fame, keeps his proper level of paranoia by contending that Trump is being harassed by the deep state as opposed to the certified money back guaranteed that Trump is being destroy by his own frighteningly worthless decision making capacity.

Two little boys playing in the computer lab. That’s all Trump has left.

Breitbart, that hard-hitting conservative investigative journalism website, has become a hard hitting conservative investigative fashion website.

I will be honest and tell you that I was not a fan of Mrs. Trump’s Thanksgiving coat. To me, and I’m certainly not a fashion expert, it looked like the coat was wearing her instead of her wearing the coat.  But keep in mind that I think wearing stilettos when you know you’re going to be walking in grass is just not good thinking so what do I know about fashion?

Breitbart must have heard that most people thought that Melania looked more like the turkey and the turkey did so they felt the need to defend her.

What was weirdest, however, was the number of full sized pictures of Melania wearing that peculiar coat following the article.  One more snapshot and it would qualify for stalking.  What’s with that?

You gotta wonder if Dior is giving away money for the free advertising.

Thanks to Steff for the heads up.

The story is here.  Pictures are not, thank goodness.

Thanks to Phyllis for the heads up.

I am thankful to you for letting me continue to work do what I love best, even though we are living in times that are not easy to laugh at.  I hope your day is warm, happy, and filled with shiny things.