Little Bubba will be in court in Austin this Thursday afternoon with a new Sandy Hook parent/client suing Alex Jones.

He’ll be in Judge Scott Jenkin’s courtroom at 2:00.  Jones probably won’t have the guts to come but you never know.  He’s nuts.

Little Bubba loves his Juanita Jean fans.  They shower him with cool gifts. He got some homemade moonshine from Barbara, chocolate chip cookies from Sally, a Superman tee-shirt from Jane, and I don’t know what all else.  Mostly, he just likes their smiling faces in court.

I don’t know if the New York Times will be there this time but the Austin media usually shows up.  And sometimes the wacko media shows up to support Jones’ right to be a horrible human being who is trying to get these parents killed.

If you can’t make it, I’ll let y’all know if something weird happens.  You never know.

I suspect you’ve heard that Mike Pence’s wife/mother teaches at a school that does not allow LGBTQ students or staff.

She teaches art there.  Okay, so can you imagine how bad this art department has to be with no LGBTQ teachers?  Holy cow. Plus, I seriously doubt that they have much to teach once they cover Thomas Kinkaid.

Are they allowed to even look at any other art?

Okay, since banning LGBTQ students and staff leaves the school pretty artless, but yet Christians are all about banning stuff, let’s think of some other things they could ban instead.

Fox News

Shaved heads – hey, we fought a war over this and you lost.

Tiki Torches – when they’re not tacky, they are scary.  That’s the only two positions on their switches.

Those cut outs of Santa kneeling over Baby Jesus – do not mix metaphors.

Turnips – no reason other than I just hate them.

Mike Pence’s wife – her husband calls her mother. That’s kinda sick, y’all.

Food Truck Sushi

— Come on, I know you’ve got some.

I have always considered San Antonio my second home. I love the place. You really ought to go there sometime to see the Riverwalk, Mi Tierra Restaurant and Bakery, the Mission tour, the Alamo, the trolley to the Mercado, the view from the front steps of the administration building at St. Mary’s University, the wall.

Trump said …”Everybody knows that walls work. You look at different places they put up a wall, no problem. You look at San Antonio. You look at so many different places. They go from one of the most unsafe cities in the country to one of the safest cities, immediately, immediately.”

There used to be a wall around the Alamo, a long, long time ago, but … well, it didn’t work and that’s why it’s important to Remember the Alamo.

And while San Antonio is indeed one of the safest cities in America, it is not on the border.  It is 150 brutal, unforgiving, vicious, varmint filled, hot as hell, desert miles from the border.  And there is no wall.

He’s a dope.

Well, you might even get a discount.

Thanks to Alan in Austin for the heads up.

East Texas Republican Congressvarmint Louie Gohmert is asking what-the-hell about Steve King.  Except, not in the way everybody else is.

Louie gurgles to the Tyler, Texas, newspaper …

Trump this morning —

Speaking for the unhinged left, I admit that Trump is correct.  We do not give a big bear’s butt about Right for our Countrty.

That is all.