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It’s The Sycophant Parade!

February 19, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

 

There’s more!

Thanks to Kary for the heads up.

See, It Used To Be Unacceptable To Say These Things, But Oh Hell, Donald Trump Is President Now

February 19, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Aladamnbama, of course.

Some old codger in Alabama inherited a newspaper from his father. Too damn bad his dad wasn’t in the Jiffy Lube business instead.

The editor of a small-town Alabama newspaper published an editorial calling for “the Ku Klux Klan to night ride again” against “Democrats in the Republican Party and Democrats [who] are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama.”

He said they could clean up DC.  When asked what he means by “clean up,” everybody already new the answer.

We’ll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them,” Sutton said.

That dude needs to smoke the rope and take a nap.

When asked if he recognized the KKK as a racist and violent organization, Sutton disagreed, comparing the Klan to the NAACP.

“A violent organization? Well, they didn’t kill but a few people,” Sutton said. “The Klan wasn’t violent until they needed to be.”

It used to be that shameful talk was not tolerated in polite society. But, hell, now they put in the newspapers.

I bet this guy is on the front row of the Baptist Church every Sunday and claims to believe in the Constitution and Donald Trump.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up. 

No Shoot, Sherlock.

February 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Get a load of this court document …

 

 

My, My, My

February 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have to confess that we have a swankier omelet bar in my hometown and I live in a little town in damn Texas.

 

 

Honey, that has all the elegance of a bowling alley.  Except bowling alleys usually have cleaner carpet.

 

Somebody Had To Be First

February 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, you knew it was coming … the first scam PAC of the 2020 election.

So encourage all your Republican friends to donate to the Reelect Trump PAC, because Trump and his campaign will never see a penny of it.

How do I know that?  Because Peter Joshua LaBreck has spent the majority of his adult life in the custody of the  Michigan prison system, and at least some of it in the mental health section.

So, best I can figure, Peter LaBreck has figured out a way to rob people legally.  That makes him a Republican.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.  

 

Damn, Lindsey, What’s Trump Got On You?

February 18, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Lindsey Graham has done gone and blown the last scintilla of gravitas he ever had and appears to have contracted a case of severe unremitting chronic kooky.

First, he announced that kids in Kentucky are not a high priority.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Sunday defended the possibility of taking money away from building a middle school in Kentucky in order to erect President Donald Trump’s border wall, saying children need a “secure border” before a school.

Oh yeah, ‘fer sure the last thing Kentucky needs is more eduction.  Hell, there’s education oozing from Kentucky and in danger of dripping down on Tennessee, another overeducated place.

And then, as if he hasn’t said enough, he’s threatening to call a hearing of the Senate Judiciary Committee to investigate if Andrew McCabe and Rod Rosenstein ever discussed the 25th Amendment.

You know, there’s people who can play chess and there’s people who can’t. In chess you have to think two or three moves ahead. Lindsey cannot do that. He can think one move ahead. He calls a hearing and gets to try to embarrass McCabe and Rosenstein. The next thing that happens, which Lindsey isn’t thinking about, is that Democrats on the committee get to ask why McCabe and Rosenstein why they would think Trump is unstable. That is not only letting the cows out of the barn, it’s yelling whoopee when you open the barn door.

Y’all, I think Lindsey has a brain tumor. I’m serious. I’m worried about the guy.