Those of you who’ve been around here for a while know of my fondness for the Fayetee County Record. I have friends in Fayetter County – that’s between here and Austin – who keep me informed on their local crooks.
Well, he didn’t shoot his own foot, but he did konk himself out with his own crowbar.
And for your viewing pleasure, here’s the video. There’s several times he awakes, does something and then passes out again.
For those you who are following the case of Alex Jones and the Sandy Hook parents, Alex’s new hot shot lawyer from California ain’t prancing so hot shot today.
Conspiracy theorist and lawsuit magnet Alex Jones lost another legal battle last week when a court struck down an appeal related to a defamation lawsuit against him and his fearmongering website Infowars.
Yeah, Alex loses again.
Isn’t that nice?
Texas Republican Congressvarmint Bill Flores is retiring.
I’m not as excited as you might suspect. It’s a Hard R district. Trump won by 18 points so we’ll be replacing one fool with another. This district includes the Waco area.
Flores is so deep into oil and gas that he slides across the room when he farts. (Okay, okay, I already regret telling that joke because it is so gross, but I heard it out the oil patch years ago and just couldn’t help myself this morning.)
And while the chances of a Democrat winning this seat are slim to none, it’s kinda fun to see Republicans run for the hills when they see a storm coming.
… that all the gay stylists and all the seamstresses in China deeply hate you.
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.
Trump is selling tee-shirts for $99.
Okay, so they are jerseys, but they are familiar …
Hummmm …. Stand up for America? That sounds familiar …
Oh well, like we didn’t know before now.
Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.
Okay, a Catholic church school, where there are bells, incense, exorcists, and could easily change their name to Our Lady of Perpetual Ritual and nobody would complain, is all scared of Harry Potter.
They are more scared of Harry Potter than they are of illiteracy.
“These books present magic as both good and evil, which is not true, but in fact a clever deception,” he explained. “The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells; which when read by a human being risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text.”
That’s pretend. Make believe. Like Santa Claus and the Easter bunny. Like wine turning into the blood of Christ.