Well, since the world needs a smile, I will tell you that Alex Jones has been charged with being the world’s largest living single cell coronavirus.

And since I have a fairly reliable connection to all things Alex Jones, I will let you know there’s more Jones stuff coming on a totally different angle.  He’s a busy little slob.

And before there is a run on it at the grocery store, go get yourself some of the Bon Appétit favorite brownies. I already have a supply in my pantry for the Zombie Apocalypse.  They also make a double dark chocolate version.  Oh hell, it’s good.  Don’t get fancy with it, just follow the instructions on the box. Unless you want to add pecans – that’s also good.  I’m from the south, Honey, we add pecans to eggs.  I could be a skinny girl if it wasn’t for these brownies.

Today I found out that I have to have about $10,000 worth of plumbing work done, and that they shut down major league baseball.

You know that you have lived your life well if the second half of that sentence upsets you more than the first half.

(By the way, I do not need plumbing advice. Everybody wants to tell me they know a plumber. I only use union plumbers and electricians.  I figured the only good part is that I am helping a union guy provide food for his family, but now I’m sending his kid to college.)

Or maybe even a medium size happy.  No, No, I do not want to wish evil on evil people. So, let’s just say somewhere fluctuating between a little bit and a medium bit.

You know that far right wing president of Brazil who came to Florida to meet Trump?

It comes just days after Wajngarten met US President Donald Trump in Florida.

Oh my goodness, they even have a picture of it.

They have HoaxCoronavirus. It’s like common coronavirus except you’re a jerk.

The GOP owns Trump.  They bought him. They knew what he was when they nominated him at their convention.  They knew what he is when they refused to call any witnesses at his impeachment hearing. They know what he is at his rallies. They own him. The Republican Party is Donald Trump.

They cannot say that his speech last night was sane, productive, or even read well.

This morning, the contradiction and misinformation in the speech is glaring.

They also cannot act surprised that the markets got a black eye along with being kneecapped.

It is their fault. Everyone in the Republican Party, with the exception of (and it pains me to say this) Mitt Romney, is to blame. I don’t care if it’s your county commissioner, anyone who is a Republican is to blame. Unless they stood up and spoke out, they are to blame.

Hey, let us know if you’re sick or know someone who is.

Okay at 8:08 Texas Time, Trump said there should be an end to partisanship while we were in this crisis.

So the timing starts here.  How long can Trump keep his own call?

I’m betting not long.

By the way, why the UK exception?  There are a dozen counties with fewer cases of the disease  than the UK. However, they are white.

So Trump is proposing a payroll tax cut that would continue through the rest of year.  Payroll taxes are what fund social security and Medicare.

First of all, do not even think about screwing with my Medicare.

Second, I have to agree with Customer Ralph when he says …

I am so glad that our President proposed a tax cut to combat the Corona Virus. Doctors and some really smart people are saying that viruses are very sensitive to tax policy.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.