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Well isn’t that cute?  Randy “Baby Killer” Neugebauer changed the name of his leadership PAC from TexasPAC to the Liberty Project.

Well, that’s just great.  Now that he’s ruined Texas’ name and made everybody ashamed of it, he’s going after Liberty.  I give him two months to disgrace Liberty.  Any takers?

I guess that Washington Yacht Club Members PAC was already taken.

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Tacked to the snack room door —

The Minuteman Civil Defense Corps, which posted hundreds of civilian volunteers along the U.S.-Mexico border over the past five years, has disbanded, citing what it called “rising aggression” in the country and decisions by lawmakers in Washington who have “pushed amnesty down our throats.”

“The mental attitude of many Americans is turning meaner … and we are concerned that this could cause problems,” MCDC President Carmen Mercer told The Washington Times on Monday. “You see aggression surfacing even at the tea party marches. We just did not want to deal with the liability anymore.

“Turning meaner?  Did she say ‘turning meaner’?  Somebody run that flag a little higher up the pole, Honey, because I think my hearing is hiking,” Juanita nearly snorts coffee on Verdelia’s hair this morning.

“These are the Border Minutemen – the meanest damn people on earth.  They have to look up to see the bottom of hell.  They get all duded-up in their paramilitary gear and announce they are going to protect the border with their binoculars and more small arms than the Italian military.  And now they want to back down?  What?  Did the media leave?”

“Carmen Mercer is one mean hussy.  She’s the only woman I know who clips coupons for ammo,” Juanita tells everybody who hasn’t already lost their hearing from the racket she’s making hollering about the irony of this situation.  It seems that earlier this month, the Border Hoarders had a different attitude —

The MCDC announcement that it was dissolving came as a surprise to many in the movement, particularly in light of pronouncements by Ms. Mercer earlier this month that the organization was looking for more volunteers this year to show up on the border “locked and loaded.”

“This muster will be completely different. … We return to the border locked, loaded and ready to stop each and every individual we encounter along the frontier that is now more dangerous than the frontier of Afghanistan,” she said in a March 16 posting on the MCDC Web site. “This operation will not be for the faint of heart.”

“I suspect they’ll tell us that ‘locked and loaded’ was one of those Sarah Palin metaphors for ‘giving those poor people a cool drink of water,'” Juanita suggests.

“I suspect that her excuse has about the same amount of fact as a turtle has feathers,” she says.  “I’ve heard of people changing directions, but you’d think she was at a square dance with a drunk for a caller.”

“She invented mean,” Thelma pipes in.  “She has the patent on mean.  She has a mean machine that meanorates on British Mean Day with a Mean-o-licious punch to the to her meanaide ….”

Somebody tell Thelma to shuddup before she hurts herself.

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I just got this from a Republican precinct chair.  He thought it was funny. He sends me this stuff all the time.  He, of course, is an old white guy with Medicare and Social Security.  But, he’s not a racist.  No, sireeeee.  Not him.  Just ask him.

By the way, he also sent me something goofy about Nancy Pelosi and Star Kiss Tuna.   It, of course, wasn’t true.

He’s an old white guy and he spends all day everyday sending out hate filled emails.  And no, his name isn’t Dick Cheney.  There’s another one.

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Okay, so the snicker factor is about a 12 on this one.

A Republican National Committee (RNC) spokesperson said the committee is looking into a large expenditure at a Los Angeles club known for simulated bondage scenes and nudity.

A Daily Caller report Monday pointed out the expenditure, which was for almost $2,000 at Voyeur West Hollywood.

But, oh no, it gets better.

An RNC spokesperson said the committee is looking into the matter, but said the expenditure was made by a non-committee staffer and added that the report erroneously hinted that RNC Chairman Michael Steele attended the club.

“The chairman was never at the location in question; he had no knowledge of the expenditure, nor does he find the use of committee funds at such a location at all acceptable,” the spokesperson said.

Never there.  No sireee.  Not at that location.  Nope.  We checked it out.  Not there.  We’re the GOP, you can trust us on this.  These are not the droids you are looking for.  Move along, nothing to see here.  Not a thing.  Nope.

Buck wants to apply for the RNC Chairman job.  “I wasn’t there either,” he claims.
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In an attempt at International Fame and Glory, Texas State Board of Education Member Don McLeroy gave an interview to a newspaper in Canada, where they apparently speak English.  I’ve even heard that some of them can read.

McLeroy’s main complain about The Libruls is:  “They want to make it look like we are dumb morons.”

“Well, thank you for trying on that shoe, Cinderella,” Juanita laughs, “now go get in that pumpkin for your ride home.”

This Canadian interview, which is in question and answer form, makes no judgment about McLeroy’s thinking mechanisms being a tad rusty.  You get to make those decisions for yourownself.  In defending free enterprise, this came up —

Q:  But didn’t the increase in government come about because free enterprise failed during the Depression?

A:  If I weren’t a dentist, I think I’d enjoy being a teacher, because that’s a great question to examine in history class. I’m not an expert, but basically a lot of people think we would have come out of the Depression sooner had it not been for the government interventions.

“See, Juantia says, “Librul me wants to the next question to be: But, Dr. Don, isn’t the point that you want us to teach simply what “a lot of people think” instead of facts?”

“Dr. Don makes hemmin’ and hawin’ a life skill.  That man is so slick that he can’t keep his socks up.”

“However,” she smiles with great personal satisfaction, “it’s nice to know that Dr. Don isn’t really upset with The Libruls.  He said so.  In public.”

Well, I’m not so upset with liberals. But when you get way off to the left, that’s what I don’t like.

“Uh, lookie over here to your left, Dr. Don.  See those people?  They are The Libruls.  And me?  I’m the one pointing and laughing toward the right.”

Sarah Palin is the Anti-Juanita.  The exact opposite.

Juanita watched Sarah read her speech to the folks in Searchlight, Nevada, who apparently got so excited by the whiney voice that some woman appears to be trying to whack her with a flag.  Sarah backed off her “reload” statement and says that she just meant “re-energized.”

“Okay, Sarah the Quitter, here’s an easy way to avoid being misinterpreted.  Say what you mean.  Don’t say “pumpkin” when you mean “tiger” and don’t say “re-load” when you mean “re-energize.”  Most people learn that before kindergarten,”  Juanita explains.

So, sit back and enjoy yourself.  Here’s Sarah and That Voice Of Hers.

Kinda mad at me for starting your week that way, aren’t you?

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