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A Republican political appointee in Indiana was arrested last week for wanting sex in a bathroom, which the Republican Governor refers to as “an extremely sad situation.”

Andy Miller has resigned as commissioner of the Bureau of Motor Vehicles, one day after his arrest at a Downtown public restroom on a charge of public indecency.Gov. Mitch Daniels said in a statement that “if things are as reported, the law must be respected, but either way this is just an extremely sad situation.”

“Okay, we gotta figure out why Republicans like bathroom hoochy koochy.  It’s almost becoming a habit.  Buck told me that he can’t go to the men’s room in peace because there might be Republicans in there,” Juanita explained.  Buck told me, ‘You’d think that as much as they say NO, they wouldn’t be bothering people for a YES.’  He’s got a point there.”

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Juanita has some close friends who are labor union Democrats.  When she hears about doing away with the minimum wage, she gets so hot that we have to throw water on her to keep her from combusting and making a mess of curls, fingernails, and garter belts that would take months to clean up.

So, she was glad to see that there’s one central place where you can see which businesses in your neighborhood are laying off while their CEO’s are buying another yacht, violating health and safety standards, shipping jobs overseas, or thumbing their noses at labor laws.  It’s right here.

She is grateful to Carl for sending it, and reminds you that if Republicans win this election you can kiss paid vacations, the 40 hour workweek and safe working conditions goodbye.  The Chamber of Commerce is doing their damnest to bring back sweatshops and even has foreign help to do it.

“Electing Republicans in 2010 is like having a cockroach in the control panel of a nuclear power plant.  Nothing good can come it,” Juanita says.  “We’re skating on warm ice as it is, and we sure don’t need Republicans to light another fire on the lake.”

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This is a pretty good story told me to me by my friend Sharon.  Sharon watches politics like a hawk and that’s why I love her.

Sharon discovered that there is a Joe Miller in  Texas, who had an amazing encounter with Joe Miller from Alaska.  There is a Google cache of Texas Joe’s story, but it boils down to this:  Alaska Joe contacted Texas Joe and wanted to buy his domain name which was joemillerdotcom.  Texas Joe wasn’t willing to sell because he’s a photographer and and likes his name as his domain.  But, Alaska Joe was insistent, saying he was willing to several thousand dollars for the site name.

Well, several thousand dollars is some major money so Texas Joe was willing to talk until ….

His offer of “several thousand dollars” changed over the next few days as he kept going lower and lower with his offers, telling me it wasn’t worth much. He kept e-mailing with different reasons why he couldn’t pay “several thousand dollars”. Why hell, I didn’t want to sell it in the first place. My opinion of the guy was that he was really not a very good negotiator and we ended up with no deal and I was sort of upset at myself for wasting all that back-and-forth time with someone who turned out to be full of wind.

A Republican full of wind?  Nooooooo….

According to Sharon, the story gets better.

It seems that Joe Miller from Alaska got these irate e-mails from Todd Palin and meant to forward them to himself at his campaign address and he sent them by mistake to www.joemiller.com instead of www.joemiller.us. They arrived at the doorstep of your Texas Joe Miller, who did some research and sent them to AKM (Jeanne Devon) at Mudflats! The rest is viral history. Don’t you just love it? Apparently there is more information to be revealed after the election. Dumber than a box of rocks, are these Republicans.

Alaska Joe

So, the guy running for the United States Senate from Alaska makes Sarah Palin look like a stinkin’ genius.  What’s the deal in Alaska – they put brains on ice or something?

So, we might end up with a guy in the Senate who cannot even email himself.  However, he will be the smartest Republican in the Senate.

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The local newspaper, that is normally very Republican,  gave Democrats a  editorial big plug about all the political signs we are getting up around the county.  Nice headline, too.

Sinnage?

Well, of course we are trouncing them.  We even have the magnet.

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My buddy Hank Woji shared this with me.

Hank’s got some great ones of his own, you know.