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Juanita is completely baffled by the pails of stoopid and insanity of female Republican candidates.

“It’s spreading all over the place and Texas is no exception,” Juanita admits.

“I offer you one Republican  State Representative candidate, Sarah Davis.  It appears that Ms. Davis was a delegate to the 2008 Democratic precinct convention and now even admits that she went on to the Democratic district convention.  It was her very first time to vote in either party’s primary.”

“However, Ms. Davis is now running for the Texas House against popular incumbent Democrat Ellen Cohen.  So, how does Ms. Davis explain her sudden conversion?

GOP hopeful Sarah Davis says she voted for Clinton in the 2008 primary, but it was only to stop Barack Obama.

“Quite honestly, I wasn’t totally aware of what the process was.”

Davis also told the paper she “accepted an invitation to attend the district convention as a delegate. ‘I don’t perceive that there has been some great switch from 2008,'” she said.

“Honey, you do not ‘accept an invitation’ to go to the Democratic district convention.  You have to run for that spot and run hard.  People were putting out contracts on other people to get to go the district convention,” Juanita  recalls.

“To make matters even more crazy, Ms. Davis has never voted in a Republican primary until she voted in the one for herself.  Oh wait, that’s not crazy – that’s Republican.  If it ain’t about them, they’re not interested.”

“So, no ‘great switch’ from supporting Hillary Clinton?” Juanita wonders.  “That is very cool.  Not many Republicans admit that.  In fact, probably none.”

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It’s pretty easy.  Just announce very loudly —

President Obama:  He Kept Us Safe!

That’ll fry their cornpone. 

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Tom DeLay has himself a jury in Austin and his lawyer is proceeding pretty much as expected – whining, striking African Americans from the jury, and gnawing on the leg of the prosecutor.

DeGuerin had cut five African Americans from the jury because, in several instances, he said the would-be jurors appeared angry at him after he had criticized the lead prosecutor, Gary Cobb, who is black.

Cobb said it was an outrageous pretext to exclude African Americans.

“I don’t have a racial bone in my body,” DeGuerin said. “Neither does Tom DeLay. And anybody who says otherwise doesn’t know what they are talking about.”

“Well, Mr. DeGuerin,” Juanita begins, “I do know what I’m talking about and I’m here to tell you that that’s kinda hard to prove, being as how Tom DeLay’s mid-decade redistricting was specifically designed to defeat every white Democrat in Texas’ congressional delegation so that Tom DeLay could attempt to marginalize the Democratic Party as the party of only black folks.”

“Tom DeLay is a raging racist and you know it,” she grins.  “The whole purpose of his money laundering was to divide Texas along racial lines.”

“And quit whining about not getting a fair trial in Austin.   If you can’t get a fair trial in Austin, Texas, that’s probably Tom Delay’s fault.  He left DNA in every hot tub in town and people are still hacked about it.”

Yeah, she said that.  She really did.

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There’s another candidate you might want to toss a few dollars to.  A so-called Right to Life group is spending money at the last minute to take out radio ads against Alan Grayson.

AUL ACTION, NFP – C90011651

FEC-511828 Form F5N – filed 10/26/2010 – 24 HOUR NOTICE

34. Opposes Candidate: ALAN MARK GRAYSON (H6FL08213)
Office Sought: House of Representatives, Florida District 08
Payee: Edmonds Associates, Inc.Date
Expended = 10/25/2010
Amount Expended = $2600.65
Purpose: Media buy for radio ad

There’s two other just like these for $22,195.00 and $78.59.

The Republicans will never do anything about abortion.  They had the chance but didn’t want to lose their tool to rile-up the base.  The base goes out and votes and the Republicans sell American to corporations and do nothing about abortion.

The base is comprised of slow learners.