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And since it’s Friday and in honor of the season, I will share this year’s Texas Christmas photo sent by a family friend.  You can click the picture for the full effect!

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Juanita is of the opinion that outrage passes for foreplay in the Louie Gohmert household.  “Nobody gets outraged that much,” she suspects, “unless there is a pay-off.”

Louie is at it again.

GOHMERT: To my friend who said that history would judge us poorly, I would submit if you would look thoroughly at history — and I’m not saying it’s cause and effect — but when militaries throughout history of the greatest nations in the world have adopted the policy that “fine for homosexuality to be overt” — you can keep it private and control your hormones fine, if you can’t, that’s fine too — they’re toward the end of their existence as a great nation.

Let me get this right:  repealing DADT would be the end of America?

“Okay, look,” Juanita says, “it’s one thing to believe in terror babies like Louie does.  But, terror gays?  Really, Louie?  Really?”

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Cops caught up with Jason Woytek —

According to a complaint filed by the DA’s office, the proud member of the South Texas Ayn Rand Society swiped no fewer than 67 laptops from the stockroom where he clerked at the Harris County Mental Health and Mental Retardation Authority and hocked them at area pawn shops.

Hummm …. WWAD?  What Would Ayn Do.

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John Cornyn got into a fight with John Cornyn and the winner was ….

“Hell, baby” Juanita says, “it was a TKO by Mr. Hypocrisy.”

John Cornyn put a heaping plate of pork in the spending bill and then opposed the bill because it had a heaping plate of pork.

Among the things that John Cornyn wants —

• $250,000 for drug treatment and prevention at Phoenix Academy of Dallas.

• $2.75 million for a crime lab at Sam Houston State University in Huntsville.

• $10.1 million for an emergency response training center at Texas A&M.

• $2 million for water treatment projects in Midland, Nacogdoches and Edinburg.

• $300,000 for equipment at Children’s Medical Center of Dallas.

• $9 million for Project GRAD, which helps students in reading and math in order to reduce dropout rates.

“Now all those things may be very worthy of government spending,” Juanita says.  “But you can’t whine like a ninny baby about earmarks while you have more marks on your ear than a hard rocker biker chick.”

“John crumbled like a dry leaf when he got called on the carpet about it,” she says.  “He can’t seem to explain why government spending is bad unless he needs something.”

Juanita is fond of saying that John Cornyn don’t know nothing and he suspects even less.

“Maybe he needs to learn how to cry,” she grins.

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Bubba came in this morning to get some coffee because Buck didn’t pay the electricity bill again over at The Good Folks at Buck Pochek’s Rural Entertainment Promoters and General Purpose Feed Store so Bubba  needed either coffee or bail money.   While here, he announced that from here on he’s calling John Boehner “The Grim Weeper.”

I think it might stick.

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Oh.  Yes. Oh be still my heart.

Juanita was shopping at Academy, the Sport’s and Outdoor Store whose slogan is “If we don’t have it, you don’t need it,” and sure ’nuff they had exactly what she needed.

A rubber chicken chew toy of Tom DeLay.

Yes, I bought several.  It looks just like him!

This is gonna be Truman’s best Christmas ever!