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I’ve had some fun with the Lyndon LaRouche political cult in the past.  Well, now they’re getting even.  They know when the world is ending.  So there.  We’re all going to burn in a fire ball on September 26th.

Luckily, I’m taking it pretty well.  You know, considering.

Comet Elenin is gonna kill us all, except for the billionaires who are already hiding out in secret caves in Colorado or Wyoming or somedamnplace.  LaRouche even made a YouTube about it.  I can’t put it on here because it has some dirty words on it but you can go see it in full color anti-scientific stereo insanity.

Now, I’m having trouble figuring all this out, but it has something to do with the Denver airport, seed storage in a secret very cold place, and some kind of big ole underground tunnel, but if we impeach Obama, all this will go away.  Click here, and check at the 4:05 mark.  That’s the part where Obama is determined to kill the entire human species.  We can “salvage the human species …. by removing Barack Obama from office.”

Customer Ralph suggests you Google ELEnin comet/brown dwarf for a heap ‘o good ole downhome insanity.

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Michelle Bachmann.  Oh dear.

Juanita immediately mutes the teevee set when Michelle Bachmann comes on because the sound of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window trying to stick to the panes of glass with its paws is more than she’s willing to hear on her stressful days.

So, it wasn’t until it hit the newspapers that Juanita learned that Michelle has been fibbing about that whole Evil Money From The Federal Government thingamabob.

One of the things a candidate should learn is not to lie when Michael Isikoff is around.  What he doesn’t have in dumb he makes up for in relentlessness.  It seems that he’s found that Michelle’s hubby is knee deep in federal money.

While Rep. Michele Bachmann has forcefully denounced the Medicaid program for swelling the “welfare rolls,” the mental health clinic run by her husband has been collecting annual Medicaid payments totaling over $137,000 for the treatment of patients since 2005, according to new figures obtained by NBC News.

“You know what worries me even more than that?” Juanita asks.  “That the dude runs a mental health clinic and he lets his wife roam the streets.”

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… but it’s at least the sixth.

Pope Benedict XVI tweeted for the first time today, the Vatican has confirmed.

The Pope used his inaugural tweet to announce the launch of news.va, a Vatican news and information portal. He added “Praised be our Lord Jesus Christ! With my prayers and blessings, Benedictus.”

Vatican officials said that Benedict used his own finger to send the tweet on a touchpad.

Yeah, I hate it when the Pope uses someone else’s finger to tweet.

And notice the message – no guilt or pedophilic undertones.  Way to go, Pope!

Thanks to Dawn for the heads-up.

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It has been said that Republicans want to fall in line, but Democrats want to fall in love.

I’m not in love, or at this point even like, with General Ricardo Sanchez.  He may be a nice guy personally, but he ain’t romancing the Juanita.

General Sanchez, At Least That's What We Are Told

First off, comes his reluctance to even show up at Democratic functions.  So far, he’s been seen less than Elvis.  At least Elvis shows up at the Dairy Queen every now and then.  I am one of the handful of people in Texas who knows for a fact that he even exists, and I don’t know if who I saw was a Sanchez impersonator and the real Sanchez was over at the Dairy Queen with Elvis.

Second off, I know kids running for class president with a better website.  And it doesn’t help me that on the three issues he even has an opinion about, he’s not a Democrat.

On Immigration:  “We simply cannot provide illegal immigrants with blanket access to all of the services and benefits that are afforded to our citizens.”

On Education:  “the application of school vouchers would not be something I would be opposed to”

On Jobs and the Economy:  “The best approach to creating jobs in Texas is for us to provide tax cuts, incentives, and increase financing support for small businesses.”

Best I can tell, those are also John Cornyn’s core beliefs. I guess this is a real clear signal that we’re going to ignore the Democratic base in Texas again.

The third strike came yesterday and today.

Yesterday, Ole Bubba tried to call General Sanchez to invite him to a major Democratic event in a county he has to win if he intends to win statewide.  If you go to Sanchez’s website, there no way to contact him.  So, Ole Bubba called the Texas Democratic Party to see if they had a way to contact him.  They did.

They gave Bubba a Washington Dee Cee  phone number of a political consulting firm.  Holy crap on a barbeque spit.  The only way to reach him is a DeeCee consultant?

I ain’t in love.

Then, today I get an email from his wife.  It was a forward of a fund raising email he sent out saying, “we need leaders who believe that progress and patriotism must take priority over politics and partisanship.”  Nothing in the email gave me a reason to support him other than he wants to make nice.  I don’t do nice.

Anyway, here’s the email she sent.  Click the little one to get the big one.

Now, what I want you to do is go to the top of that email and under the words FW: First Challenge, you will find Elana’s email address.

sanchezforsenatefinance@gmail.com

Good Lord, if you’re going to hire a consulting firm, at least hire one smart enough to get Elena an email address, even if she never sees it, so at least people will think this is an authentic email.

And as of today, if you Google General Ricardo Sanchez, you have to go to page two to find anything positive about him.

Where the hell is Rick Noriega or Wendy Davis now that we really need them?

And, guys, I am sorry that my rants are getting to be so damn long, but I didn’t have time for a short one.

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He has been called a mediocre man; but this is unwarranted flattery.  He is a man of monumental littleness.

Theodore Roosevelt on John Tyler because Rick Perry wasn’t born yet

Rick Perry has gone to kiss some Koch hiney.

“We are assured that no taxpayer dollars were used for Perry’s trip,” Juanita remarks. “But when the Koch Brothers are involved it’s not only taxpayers dollars but their very souls that are being bartered for political power.”

We are certain that Rick has honed up his lies, shinned his spurs, and handgunned a few more non-threatening critters to death in preparation for this meeting.

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Republican Governors have a short shelf life.

Thanks to Carl for sending this because I missed it at TPM, which is usually a daily read for me.

Click the little one to get the big one.

It is amazing to me how quickly they get moldy.

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.