Republican Congressvarmint Jim Sensenbrenner is not fond of First Lady Michelle Obama’s eating initiative. But mostly he’s not fond of her rump.

He told the woman that Michelle should practice what she preaches — “she lectures us on eating right while she has a large posterior herself.”

Okay, so what’s he doing looking at her behind? I mean, that just ain’t proper.

Now I know Michelle is going home tonight and crying her eyes out that Sensebrenner and Rush Limbaugh do not think she’s physically attractive. I mean, I’m pretty sure she wakes up every morning hoping that hot guys like Rush and Jim think she’s a nice looking woman. I’m pretty sure that’s her whole goal in life.

And you wonder why there’s gridlock in Washington? It’s not about ideas to make America great. It’s about kneecapping Barack Obama. And even attacking his wife will do.

So, I suggest Sensebrenner apologize before we get a bunch of women spend a week pointing and his butt and giggling.

Poor ole Noot.

He has never done anything wrong on his own account.  Remember when he had affairs, but only because he was passionate about America?  Not nooky, you understand.  He was passionate about America.

So now the reason that he appears arrogant is because he’s assertive and assertive people appear arrogant to lesser people.

And to this question:

Mount Pleasant resident Taylor stood up and told Gingrich she thought it was presumptuous of him to declare weeks ago during an ABC interview that he was going to be the nominee.

The Noot answered:

“I used to be an analyst at Fox and every once in a while a reporter will ask me an analytical question and I’ll forget I’m not an analyst, I’m a candidate,” Gingrich said.

Holy crap, this guy has more excuses than the attendance office at Woodrow Wilson High School.

And if you’re somewhere you can listen to grand silliness, this is a treat.

Thanks to RexWin for the heads-up.

The University of Texas College Republicans apparently applied for acceptance on the smartass provision in college admittance.

In a little-known regulation passed in the middle of the night in Ardmore, Oklahoma, Texas Democratic members of the House on sabbatical passed HB 208-A which mandates that the lowest SAT score on campus is required to the president of the University of College Republicans.

So far, that’s working out pretty good.

A month ago, the president of University Republicans at UT tweeted, “Y’all as tempting as it may be, don’t shoot Obama. We need him to go down in history as the WORST president we’ve EVER had! #2012.”

She stepped down because having a rap sheet with the Secret Service does not look fabulous on a curriculum vitae.

One month later, the new bimbo president  tweets —

Yep, that regulation is working like a fifty dollar screwdriver.

Good luck in the job market, Cassie.

Thanks to Old Mayfly for the heads up.

Look, I know Barack Obama is Da Man.

But, this is kinda ridiculous.  No, not kinda.  Very.  This is very ridiculous.

Here’s the story, the whole story —

(CNN) – House Speaker John Boehner asked President Barack Obama in a letter Tuesday to order the Democratic-led Senate to appoint negotiators to work out a compromise with the Republican-led House on a payroll tax-cut extension.

Boehner, excuse me, but isn’t that YOUR job?  I mean, isn’t working out a compromise part of the majority leader’s job description?

Question, John:  if Barack Obama can order the Senate to do anything, can he order you to cry me a river?  I think so.  I think that’s the freekin’ rules.

What a pimp.  If Boehner wants Obama to do the congress’ job, shouldn’t Boehner resign first?

Somebody get President Obama a robe because I think he needs to do the Supreme Court’s job, too.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.

So even Mike Huckabee thinks Newt Gingrich’s idea of arresting judges who don’t agree with him is a tad … woo, woo, calling Rod Serling ‘cuz we’ve entered the zone.

Even Mike Huckabee recalls ….

“In 1957 in Little Rock, Arkansas, there was a governor who stood at the schoolhouse door at Central High School and said nine black students couldn’t go through that door, because he didn’t like the court order — that’s not the way you govern — you change laws; you amend the constitution, but you just don’t just say: ‘I don’t like it; therefore, I’m not going to do it.’”

Yo, Noot, you think it’s a good thing to remind folks of Central High School?  I’ve seen your rally’s, Noot, and I haven’t seen that many white people in one place since a James Taylor concert.

You know, on second thought, maybe we should haul a few of them off to jail.  Let’s start with Bush V. Gore.  Child, that’s the definition of activist judges.  Where was all your hollering then, Noot?  Huh?  I’m listening.

Thanks to MaryK for the heads up.

The more the Republicans talk, the better President Obama looks.