I could be totally wrong about this but I doubt it since this is, after all, a professional political organization, but it seems to me that the gun nuts are not going to vote for President Obama no matter what.

I am a gun owner.  But, I don’t think Jim Bob needs an AK47, a 100 clip magazine, or a Bradley fighting vehicle.  If “the  right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed” is taken literally, then I have the right to a nuclear weapon.  So, of course we have “arms” control. We have already infringed on the Second Amendment.

Mr. President, I love you.  I do.  But, I want you to remember something:  Republicans are not afraid to feed red meat to their base because they know that they are not getting my vote no matter what they do, but getting their base to the polls is important.  In the about-face of that, I’m not asking you to feed your base red meat – I’m asking you to save lives.  As a by-product, your base will be proud.

The NRA is pro mass murder.  Let them wear that crown with pride.

Let us be the voice of reason.  Let us be pro-life.

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Bless the Texas Republican hearts.  They are so used to saying No that now they are saying it to themselves.

Go here.  (Screen shot below.)

And then click the one that says 2012 Platform of the Republican Party of Texas.  Either Word version of PDF version.

And you get this:

All the other links work just fine and dandy.

Which means …. they scrubbed their own platform from their website.  Now you gotta be reeeeeal embarrassed about something to do that.

The Belles of Heaven Republican Womens Club is gonna be outraged.  They’ve already cross-stitched that sucker and have it display in the foyer of their churches.

Thanks to Kary for the heads-up.

Don’t eat at Chick-Fil-A.  Just don’t.

Do you know what causes bad breath?  Chick-Fil-A.  Dandruff?  Chick-Fil-A.  The need for trifocals on your glasses?  Chick-Fil-A.  That thing where two of your nails break right before a big party?  Chick-Fil-A.  Warts?  Well, not Chick-Fil-A, but they’re working on it.

I figure that if Chick-Fil-A can bare false witness, so can I.  Lying is the same as stealing, you know.

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Aren’t you glad he took gun lessons?  Can you imagine if he hadn’t?

A man and three bystanders have been slightly hurt when his gun accidentally fired at a Walmart store in Dallas.

According to police, a man was reaching into his pocket to get to his wallet when the gun he was carrying in his pants holster dropped to the ground and went off accidentally.

Police say the suspect has a license to carry a concealed weapon.

Police say the man was grazed by the bullet in the back of his leg and two shoppers at the store were also injured, possibly by pieces of debris.

A woman and a young child in the Dallas store were treated at the scene for minor injuries but they were not taken to the hospital.

Police say the suspect made two bad decisions.  He left the store and when an off-duty officer approached him, he ran.  He was arrested a short time later.

The suspect is charged with injury to a child and evading arrest.

Why did he run?  My guess is he needed to clean up, you know, in the bathroom.

Thanks to Carl for the heads-up.

… I’m addicted to the little stickers.

If you’re in Texas, go vote for Paul Sadler.  It’s real important.

Paul Sadler.  Today.  All this week.  Vote.

Seriously?

Mitt Romney would restore “Anglo-Saxon” understanding to the special relationship between the US and Britain, and return Sir Winston Churchill’s bust to the White House, according to advisers.

“We are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage, and he feels that the special relationship is special,” the adviser said of Mr Romney, adding: “The White House didn’t fully appreciate the shared history we have”.

Remind me again, Mitt.  What color are you?

Yeah, and Mitt’s gonna shoot for that Monarchy thing, too.

Thanks to Cheryl for the heads-up.