Freely admitting there is zero evidence of discrimination except for one man feeling he was passed over for a promotion that a woman got  (and God forbid that should ever happen when the laws of nature and Fox News demand that it should happen the other way around), Geraldo Rivera speaks.

It’s a “lesbian cabal” at the Department of Homeland security.  Geraldo, God Bless You, just because Democratic women carry around an 11 foot pole because they wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot one, does not make Democratic women lesbians.  However, you alone are indeed a powerful argument for lesbianism.

Yes, Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano just has to be a lesbian in a cabal because she’s (1) not married, and (2) promoted women.  What more proof do you need that a lesbian cabal is running the Department of Homeland Security.

However, if the rumor is true, I believe that the next director of Homeland Security also be in a lesbian cabal because they apparently do a dandy job of securing the homeland.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

I would like to offer you living proof that alcohol destroys far, far more brain cells than marijuana does.

Bless Hank Williams, Jr’s tiny little alcohol addled heart, he’s trying to revive his career by getting himself some attention.  At a concert Friday night, he offered himself up as alcohol and gun poster child.

Following the song “We Don’t Apologize For America” a chant of “USA, USA” broke out amongst the crowd. Williams smiled, telling the crowd that he was their mouth piece and adding:

“We’ve got a Muslim president who hates farming, hates the military, hates the US and we hate him!”

An interesting aside:  Mr. Williams has never attended church, had a farm, served in the military or liked much of anything, including his own mother.  That is what alcohol does to you.

On the other hand —

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Yes, indeed, love is real.

The University of Colorado, both at Colorado Springs and Boulder, are segregating their dorms.

Not by race, not even by gender, but by people who don’t feel complete without a firearm to make their weenus look bigger.

Yes, the University of Colorado is making kids with gun permits house themselves together in one spot so when they get drunk, stoned, or depressed, no innocent bystanders will be shot.

“The main dorms on the main campus will not allow any concealed-carry weapons,” CU-Boulder spokesman Bronson Hilliard said.

In addition, attendees at ticketed athletic and cultural events, such as football games and theater, on both campuses will not be permitted to bring their guns, officials said.

My theory is that this move will mean that college gun owners will get laid even less than the Dungeons and Dragons dorm.  They will spend the weekends in the dorm, alone, playing with their … uh, guns.

Needless to say, the gun lobby does not like this.  Putting them all in one dorm means that people in other dorms don’t feel the need to buy a gun to protect themselves from people with a gun, resulting in lower gun sales which is just totally unacceptable with all the well regulated militias in Colorado.

Kurt Mueller, director of strategy of Students for Concealed Carry, a national organization that advocates for legal concealed carry on college campuses, said the group has an issue with the CU change.

“We’re going to look into it further, but it’s not surprising that the campuses are trying to circumvent the Colorado Supreme Court ruling,” Mueller said.

No, Kurt, the ruling said that college kids can carry guns.  It did not say that we had to like them. Honey, I’d rather skin skunks with a dull knife than let my daughter live next to some damn kid with a gun.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

You know I’m going to love any news story with Tom DeLay in it.

And since I almost single-handedly keep the Dairy Queen in business, Alfredo makes sure that I get to see them all.

This one is primarily about Shelton Adelson being so crooked that he has to screw on his socks in the morning.  I knew that Adelson was on a first name basis with the bottom of the deck and that he’s so untrustworthy that he has to have someone else call the hogs, but I didn’t know how really, really evil this guy is.

Adelson is under investigation by several federal agencies.

Then there’s an unrelated investigation by the United States attorney’s office in Los Angeles into whether the Sands Corporation violated federal money-laundering laws by accepting millions from high-rolling gamblers accused of drug trafficking and embezzlement. The Wall Street Journal reported earlier this month that federal authorities are examining whether the casino should have reported the suspicious funds to the government. Instead, the company accepted $100 million from one of the gamblers and gave him free hotel rooms, plane rides and large lines of credit.

So, what folks are wondering is, does Sheldon have some ulterior reason for wanting to buy the Presidency for Mitt Romney?  Has Sheldon bought politicians before?

Of course he has.

Tom DeLay.

In 2001, when China was making a pitch to hold the Olympics, it was worried about a resolution pending in the House that would oppose the bid because of its “abominable human rights record.” To curry favor with China, Mr. Adelson called Tom DeLay, then the House majority whip — and another recipient of Mr. Adelson’s campaign generosity — and urged him to block the resolution, according to a court deposition by William Weidner, then the president of Sands. Mr. DeLay quickly promised the bill would never see the light of day, and he was true to his word.

Good Lord, the guy is a horse thief and whorehouse gambler.  And he needs buy a President.

Bless Mitt Romney’s heart, he is a hooker without a heart of gold.  Or any kind of heart, for that matter.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Take this into the weekend with you.

Thanks to Diane for the heads up.