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Tucker the Mucker

October 19, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

So ole Tucker Carlson, who Jon Stewart took to the woodshed and whipped the dickens out of, is still the little whiny baby he’s always been.

Daily Caller founder Tucker Carlson continues to amaze me that anyone with common sense takes him seriously. He is now comparing Candy Crowley fact-checking Mitt Romney during the presidential debate at Hofstra University to John Wilkes Booth assassinating President Abraham Lincoln in 1865. Never mind the fact that Mitt Romney’s performance was horrible.

And how did Tucker manage to make that comparison?

“For most of the play, John Wilkes Booth set there politely, but it was the moment when he didn’t that made history,” Carlson explained, referring to Crowley’s fact check of Romney. “And I thought this was the definitive point in this debate.”

“This changed the debate, this is exactly what moderators are not supposed to do,” he added. “This is kind of serious. There’s only three weeks and we want to know what these guys are like and she prevented us from learning.”

Yep, Candy openly practiced journalism and that’s something Tucker has never done.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Oh Look! My Favorite Color!

October 19, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

For those of you who think space exploration is a waste of money, ha!  We just proved you wrong.

Shiny.  On Mars.  Cool.

Somebody Get a Dipstick. This Woman is a Quart Low on Estrogen.

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Holy cow, Girl.  Do you have a slip in your differential?

Thursday on Andrea Mitchell Reports, Romney senior adviser Delegate Barbara Comstock (and transvaginal ultra sound supporter) called equal pay a “left wing agenda”, dissed Lilly Ledbetter as being “partisan” and claimed that “real women… appreciate male and female bosses who accommodate their schedules and time.”

You know, if she had said, “people appreciate bosses who accommodate their schedules and times,” I could buy that.  But do you think for one minute that Mitt Romney is that kind of boss?  Hell, no.

Comstock

I am 65 years old and I cannot believe that I am still fighting this crap.  And I blow a gasket when it’s women I have to fight about it.

Can you get a handle on the level of self-loathing that Barbara Comstock totes around with her every damn day?  That woman has be exhausted.

Barbara, grab hold of something stable and ask yourself why men should get paid more than you do simply because they have different plumbing.  Do your ta-tas get in the way of you doing a good job?

Woman – heal thyself of the evil you think women are.

Thanks to Carmen for the heads up.

Damn DOMA

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

It is a great day in America when an 83 year old woman gets to defend the Constitution.

Thank you, Edith Windsor and Thea Spyer.  Edith, you did a soldier’s work today and Thea must be very proud of you.  I know I am.

Well done and God Bless America!

That’s Okay, Son, Michelle Would Have Stuck Out Her Leg and Tripped Your Entitled Butt

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Poor Tagg Romney, bless his heart.  He wants to “take a swing” at the President.

Now, seriously, folks.  The sweet little privileged boy who more than likely has never worked up a sweat in his life except maybe in a few polo games where his horse sweated on him, wants to take a swing at President Obama.

Tagg, Honey, your Dad tried that on Tuesday night and never landed a punch.  Oh wait, I take that back.  Mitt’s jaw did smack President Obama’s fist a couple of times.

Siempre Hay Mañana

October 18, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Now, if you were going to give awards to the most happily diverse place in America, Maricopa County, Arizona, would come directly above Jasper, Texas.

Arizona’s Maricopa county listed the wrong date in the Spanish version of voter registration cards, a development likely to further complicate tense relations between local authorities and Latino residents.

Siempre hay un día después de mañana.