A Quantum Theory of Mitt Romney will make you laugh out loud this morning.

First reason I am not speaking to CNN:

I subscribe used to subscribe to their breaking news.  You know how their instant polls said that it was 48% to 40% in favor of President Obama even among what they admit is a heavily Republican sample?

I get this last night at 10:47 Texas time.

Seriously?  Honey, 8 percentage points (with a poll skewed Republican) is considered a landslide.

Second reason I am not speaking to CNN:

Double seriously?  Check out this story.

You’re going to fault a man for bringing a capital investment of $100 million and 800 jobs to his city?  I guess the easiest way to fault him to is freekin’ leave that part out.

Reason Numero Tres why I am not speaking to CNN:

They give David Gergen a microphone.

Okay, I feel better getting that off my chest.

My President is whoopin’ up on the sweaty little whiny baby.

Smart, huh? I got this about 15 minutes before the end of the debate.

… Donald Trump

Donald Trump said Monday that he will reveal “very big” news about President Barack Obama by Wednesday but declined to give any hints about his plan, he said on “Fox & Friends.”

“Something very, very big concerning the president of the United States,” he said. “It’s going to be very big. I know one thing — you will cover it in a very big fashion.”

Big fashion?  Yep, only Fox and Friends will cover that.

I’m pretty sure that Donald’s news has something to do getting Donald more attention.  The Washington Post is having fun with this.

Thanks to Sam for the heads up.

That total twit, Todd Akin, liken Claire McCaskill to a dog while Mike Huckabee, that pious pompous twirp, sat and watched.

Hey, have either of you dudes looked in a mirror lately?

…..

You guys couldn’t get laid at the chicken ranch with a hen under each arm and a fifty dollar bill taped to your forehead.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

If you’ve been around here for more than a week, you know my feelings about my neighbor Cathy Engelbrecht and her True the Vote / King Street Patriots.

It’s caca del toro.

A crock o’ crap.

Faced with triple play voter fraud by one of her own Republican candidates, Engelbrecht had the gall to ask for proof, even though the paper trail was laid out before her.

Non-partisan, my sweet patootie.

She claims that she will have a million poll watchers across the country this election, but you could not tell that in her own hometown.  The last training she held at a local church two weeks ago attracted 8 people, all of them over the age of 75.  One man fell asleep during the training and two of them were using walkers.  Hell, half of them couldn’t see lightning or hear thunder so I don’t see them as holding back the gates of what our county has seen of voter fraud — with all three cases of it now being committed by local Republicans.

Engelbrecht did find time to tell these people that Barack Obama is going to take away their social security.  Wooooo — scary black man.

Engelbrecht claims to be non-partisan and that she only got interested in politics after Barack Obama got elected.

As she told the New York Times recently, “I saw our country headed in a direction that, for whatever reason – it didn’t hit me until 2008 – this really threatens the future of our children.”

Yeah, audience, I saw a scary black man.

I don’t know her goal in lying, but she did in fact vote in Republicans primaries in 2000, 2002, and then skipped a few.  She was raised in politics with her dad being a long time city councilman in Rosenberg.

She’s a snake oil salesman.

Honey, I could claim there’s rabid alligators in Kansas and garner some folks to go with me to rid Kansas of the Great Gator Menace, but that don’t mean there’s actually alligators in Kansas.

And the Houston Chronicle is catching on.