I am saddened to see everyone making fun of Miss Utah in her proud quest to be Miss USA.

First, the poor girl leaves alternating stripes of her dress at home and has to make do.

Then she gets a really, really hard question —

Question: “A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?”

To which she answers —

“I think we can relate this back to education, and how we are … continuing to try to strive to [epic pause] figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to try to figure out how to create educate better so we can solve this problem. Thank you.”

Y’all, look at the poor girl —

Her brains are dripping out her ears.  I mean, big night and she’s dribbling brain matter all over the stage.  You gotta feel bad about that.  When you are so stoopid that your brain gives up and tries to leave, you’re probably better off sticking to Miss Peach Pit Festival and leave the whole Utah thing to somebody whose brain has agreed to stay for the competition.

On the other hand, she was able to get out the phrase “create jobs,” which pretty much qualifies her to run for Congress as a Republican.

Honey, you could knock me over with a feather.

The Supreme Court on Monday tossed out a provision in Arizona’s voter registration law that required proof of citizenship.

The 7-2 majority said the state’s voter-approved Proposition 200 interfered with federal law designed to make voter registration easier.

The state called the provision a “sensible precaution” to prevent voter fraud. Civil rights group countered that it added an unconstitutional and burdensome layer of paperwork for tens of thousands of citizens.

So democracy is coming around, huh?  And Republican heads are exploding all over America.

Damn, this is going to be a good day.

A five year old little woman set up a lemonade stand at the house across the street from Westboro Baptist Church.  Her daddy is helping her raise money for peace and children’s charities.

Reports say that members of the church were “visibly upset.”

Holy crap, she’s going to grow up to be me.

Visibly upsetting people is my entire goal in life and my greatest joy.

You go girl!

Texas is not held in high esteem in our ability lately to select smart / competent / serious / all of the above / candidates.

And the beat goes on.

The University of Texas and the Texas Tribune did a little polling last week and scared crap out of every sane person in Texas:  Ted Cruz is now leading Texas Republicans back to the future.

The good news is that Rick Perry is in fourth place.  The bad news is that Texas Republicans have found 3 men crazier but more likeable than Rick Perry.

In what has got to hurt Attorney General Greg Abbott a whole lot is that Rick Perry is still beating him 45 – 19 % in the GOP Gubernatorial primary.  Greg has spent more money than landing on Boardwalk with a hotel to deface my Facebook page with his anti-Obama ads.  Apparently, defacing Democrats’ Facebook pages is not as an effective campaign tool as first suspected.

Ted Cruz for President.  Really?  They do know that he doesn’t have an American birth certificate, right?

A freekin’ total idiot.

Thanks to Alacrity Fitzhughe for the heads up.

Governor Rick Perry has vetoed the Lily Ledbetter Act for Texas because he is without a doubt the most worthless festering piece of arch conservative woman hating slime on the face of the damn earth.

May God have mercy on his prissy pants soul.

The sumbitch vetoed 24 bills and completely defunded the public corruption unit in Texas.  He’s running for President on the backs of women and children along with the support of crooked politicians.  He’s trying to out-Cruz Ted Cruz.