This is not political.  Sometimes you just gotta praise the ta-tas.

Prepare your thinking for this.

A woman in Austria admitted to filming a pornographic video inside a church after a tipster recognized her breasts.

According to the Austrian Times, Bernhard Pauer, a priest with the Diocese of Linz, went to police after parishioners said they recognized their church in the video.

Okay, so …

If you are recognizable by your undressed breasts, it could be that you’re going barefoot-all-over a little too often.

Porn in a church probably moves you a few people ahead in the line for a Godly lecturing.

Wasn’t the priest the least bit concerned about why his parishioners were watching porn enough that they recognized their own church?

And two sentences at the end of the story kinda take your breath away.

Police confirmed that the woman didn’t have permission to film inside the church. After some debate, it was decided that the church would not have to be reconsecrated.

Ya think?

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

Jonathan Saenz is head of the anti-gay group Texas Values.  He is especially vocal about the myth that homosexuals would prey upon women and children in bathrooms if we pass nondiscrimination laws.  He’s big on gay conversion therapy and is desperately trying to convince people that gays want to put Christians in concentration camps.  Seriously. Concentration camps.  Well, it would be the damn best decorated concentration camp you’ve ever seen.

That’s fine – he has the right of free hate speech.  I do not, however, think being virulent anti-gay is the least bit entertaining.

This is.

Mere months before Jonathan Saenz became president of the anti-gay group Texas Values, his wife left him for another woman, according to Hays County district court records obtained by Lone Star Q.

The divorce has gotten a tad nasty, which claims and counter claims of mental instability.  I don’t think I need to say who gets my vote.

They are also fighting over who gets the kids.  Well, I, for one, do not believe it ought to be the guy going to the concentration camp.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Here are the states where same gender couples cannot get married:

But yet, Charles Manson can get married in prison.

Oh yeah, marriage is real special.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

While Republican politicians send all the firepower to the border, we’re not looking in North Dallas.  Homegrown terrorism.

Police arrested a self-described “sovereign citizen” accused of shooting at police and firefighters after setting fire to a trash bin in Dallas.

No one was hurt and the Don’t Tread On Me dude turned himself in, but not before …

He called in a missing person report on himself, bombed a dumpster, threatened a babysitter and an 8 year old child, grabbed his AK47, started shooting propane tanks, and for good measure – he shot a damn firetruck.

Police said the man, whose name has not been released, called 911 to say he was part of the anti-government sovereign citizen movement.

Investigators said the man apparently set the Dumpster fire and called in the missing persons report as part of a planned ambush on officers.

Where are Rick Perry and Sean Hannity when you really need them?

Greg Abbott is the Texas Attorney General who wants to be Governor.

He likes suing the Obama administration.  You know, for fun.  And since all the deadbeat dads have paid their child support and there’s no public corruption, mortgage fraud, human trafficking, cybercrimes or medicare fraud happening in Texas, he’s sued the federal government over two dozen times.

And he’s convinced that there is massive voter fraud going on in Texas in minority communities.  And his office stands ready and willing to invade your privacy to prove it.

In 2006, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, charged with upholding the law, deployed his office in an “investigation” to prove voter fraud that was dubbed a “wild goose chase.” It was during this “investigation” that an elderly woman said in a sworn statement that two investigators from Greg Abbott’s office were peeking in her bathroom window.

Sixty nine year old Gloria Meeks of Fort Worth was stepping out of her shower to discover two investigators from the attorney general’s office looking in her bathroom window.  She was buck nakkid and screamed her fool head off, which seems very appropriate to me.

The investigators admitted that they did look in the bathroom window but defended it by saying that they thought it was a kitchen window. Which, you know, makes it so much better.

Ms. Meeks was being investigated because she helped some elderly and disabled people vote.  All of them were eligible and everything was on the up and up.

And this is why we cannot let Greg Abbott be Governor.  I do not want his investigators peeking in my windows for any damn reason.  I think they’re a bunch f Republican perverts.

Thanks to John for the heads up.

David Dewhurst holds the distinction of having his butt on a rope handed to him by wild tea party candidates not once, but twice.  He lost to Ted Cruz for senate and Dan Patrick for Lt. Governor.

I think he’s just given up.

The Federal Election Commissioner just sent him this letter (opens in PDF) about his financial filings.

There’s a few problems.

Your report discloses a negative ending cash balance of $14,332.61. This suggests that you have overdrawn your account, made a mathematical error, or incurred a debt.

That’s illegal.  You can’t have a negative balance unless you show an unpaid loan.  Dew didn’t.

Schedule D of your report itemizes debt owed to Fulbright & Jaworski, LLP with an outstanding beginning balance. This debt was not included on your previous report.

So he forgot he had lawyers?  Fancy ones, at that?