Y’all, Louie’s website is back working now.

It’s pretty fancy but it’s slow to load and says a lot without actually saying anything.

You know, just like Louie.

Well, our new Governor already has his hand out.  For a mere $100,000 you can be a sponsor at the Governor’s Inauguration.

Take a glimpse right here of other “opportunities” to show your respect.

Yeah, but for $100,000 you get signs at all the events, front row VIP seats, dinner on the grounds of the capitol, tickets to the Texas Ball, and your picture made with the Governor and the Lt. Governor.  For $150,000 you get to shower with them, too.

Okay, so I made up that last part.  You can shower with them for free.

Cincinnati, where an off duty police office took his wife to dinner:

They were in an elevator  when the office began adjusting his department issued firearm in his holster.  It, of course, went off.

Police tell WCPO-TV that the bullet ricocheted off the elevator walls and struck him.

Jouett was taken to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center with injuries that weren’t life-threatening.

Eight ball in the side pocket?

And then comes…

Capt. Mike John with the Cincinnati Police Department calls the situation “very unusual.”

Billy Bob Janochek went over the VFW Hall Dance last Saturday night, finished off a 12 pack of Lone Star and got very unusual, too.

Thanks to MB for the heads up

I love Texas.  I do.  But even I have to admit that it’s hard to live here.

Until times like now.

I am given to understand that the rest of you are freezing to death.  It’s so damn cold that it’ll freeze boiling water so fast that it’ll make warm ice cubes.

Oh sure, we have hurricanes.  They give you three days warning to get out of town and go to some nice hotel in San Antonio.  Beats the hell outta shoveling snow.

Y’all stay warm out there.

My email crashed at the server for 24 hours.  So, if you emailed me anything in the past 24 hours, please send it again.

Sorry.

Louie Gohmert has a website for his speaker of the house race, y’all.

You simply can’t miss it.

And, y’all, so far he has one endorsement.  One.  Why, that’s practically … well, one.

Thanks to Arun for the heads up.