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Hope!
by Primo Encarnación
- The Cult of Christian Victimology Gospel Choir
- The Demonization of Same-sex Marriage Council
- The Alligators in the Moat Immigration Committee
- The Guns for Everyone Everywhere Gang
- The American Socialist White People’s Party
- The Poor Deserve It Double Board of Directors
- The Voter Suppression Battalion
- The 77₡ on a Dollar, He-Man Woman-Haters Club
- The “Bang! Bang! Bang! Freeze!“ Police Academy
- The “Oil: Miracle Cure for Too-Clean Water” Lobby
- The Gordon Gekko Greed is Good Glee Goonsquad
Why are they all so panicked? Why are they all so strident? Why are their heads a-boil, their eyes a-goggle and their tassels a-twirl?
But The Texas Legislature Is Just Right
There a thing in Texas with the state legislature grabbing power every which away. They claim the federal government is too big to regulate voting rights, equal rights, or the United States military. They claim that municipal government is too small is handle the health and safety of its citizens. But like in Goldilocks, state government is just right.
First they tell local governments that they cannot regulate fracking in their own towns. Now they’re telling us we can’t regulate where idiots get to carry guns.
The Texas Legislature has approved fines for governmental entities that post signs prohibiting the carrying of concealed handguns in areas where licensed Texans are allowed to carry them.
Authored by tea party-backed Republican Sen. Donna Campbell, the plan passed both chambers with little debate, despite opposition from some municipal groups.
Local governments and other official entities would be fined if they post signs that might intimidate license-holders who are within their rights to carry weapons.
Intimidate? Holy smoke on a barrel are they freekin’ kidding me? People with guns do not want to be intimidated by a sign. Why the hell don’t they just shoot the damn thing?
I’m not much of a cowgirl but I can flat assure you that in a contest between me and my 12 gauge versus a sign, I’m gonna win.
Intimidate. Now we know why they need a gun – they’re wimps.
From the Enough Is Enough Files
Tim Farley hosts a radio show called POTUS on XM radio. I listen every now and then because he has on guests from all political ideologies without all that damn fake debate and screaming at each other. He’s calm, reasoned, and even handed.
Until yesterday.
A host on SiriusXM radio today cut off a guest for declaring that President Obama “is a Muslim.” On “The Morning Briefing with Tim Farley,” retired Air Force Col. Dick Brauer Jr. said, “The key thing is that, our president being a Muslim, and he is a Muslim because his father -”
At that point, host Farley stopped him with these words, “All right, well, we’re just going to take you right off the air now, so we don’t need that on the air because that’s ridiculous and just, we’re not going to let you put falsehoods on the air. So I appreciate your being here. But that is not something we’re going to allow to get on the air because it’s a ridiculous accusation.”
The rightwing has gone beeeeserk. They know THE REAL REASON why Brauer was kicked off, including the “Islamization of the World”, “the truth hurts”, and “barry o’fraud” adoptive father was a communist.
My grandpa told me that you can shear a pig but you’re gonna get a lot more noise than wool. Same deal here. I would just like this opportunity to thank Tim Farley for not shearing the damn pig.
Here Ya Go!
Another reason to really, really like Facebook. The Louie Gohmert Fan Club.
My friend Karen, who lives in Louie’s district, says this is gonna be fun.



