Do you know who might be even more fun than Donald Trump?

Chris Christie.

He’s running for Bully-in-Chief.

Christie has yet to learn the difference between guts and gall.  Guts are a good thing. Speaking truth to power takes guts. However, if you ever try to push around anybody with less power, good-looks, intelligence, or money than you have, that’s bully. And that’s Christie.

So Mother Jones says don’t take our word for it, here’s actual videos of Christie being a damn bully.

And those who know Christie best cringe around him the best.  Take this advice from Tom Moran, a New Jersey reporter who has followed Christie for 14 years.

My testimony amounts to a warning: Don’t believe a word the man says.

Don’t misunderstand me. They all lie, and I get that. But Christie does it with such audacity, and such frequency, that he stands out.

Moran then lays out Christie Crap in a nice little package.

Trump is just a doofus saying crazy stuff every day.  Christie is a time bomb and when he does go off, he’ll fly around the room backwards for days.

Thanks to David and Deb for the heads up.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton figured he had nothing to lose if he advised county clerks in Texas to violate the law.

Paxton, or locally known as “Ole Sticky Fingers,” has 99 problems so being a lawyer advising people to violate the law just makes it a nice round number of problems.

Paxton is facing indictment of admittedly violating state securities laws, so what the hell?  He might as well go for broke.

Now the reason I’m telling you all this is that last night, on my way to an Astros game, I got a call from our customer and friend Glen Maxey.  Glen has filed paperwork for disciplinary action by the State Bar of Texas.  You’ll enjoy Glen’s take on whose lawyer this guy is.

Y’all, they have dug this hole so deep that you can hear Chinese people talking at the bottom.

UPDATE:  You, too, can get in on this action if you are a lawyer.  I know plenty of lawyers come here so get on board.  Steve Fischer has started this on Facebook.

” Passion in the pursuit of policy is an admirable attribute for our Texas Leaders. Sometimes however, our zeal for making the world conform to our beliefs, conflicts with established law and ethical rules. As Texas Attorney General, you have sworn an oath to protect the people of Texas whether they be Liberal or Conservative, Democrat or Republican , and as the case may be “Gay” or “Straight”. As a licensed Texas Attorney you are subject to the same rules as all attorneys and you should serve as an example of compliance. It seems to us , that your edict to encourage Texas Clerks to violate a direct ruling of the United States Supreme Court violates both the Preamble to the State Bar of Texas Rules of Professional Conduct and even more specifically several provisions of “Rule 8.04 Misconduct (a) A lawyer shall not: ( and most specifically) (4) engage in conduct constituting obstruction of justice;”
The United States Supreme Court allows a 25 Day Implementation Deadline; a “ cooling off “ period so to speak, where Americans and Texans and our elected officials can digest and absorb the Court’s decision and then act according to the principles of the United States and Texas Constitution.
We the undersigned attorneys, former State Bar Directors, Judges and Assistant Attorney Generals urge you to follow the law. If you will not comply however, we will join in filing a State Bar of Texas Grievance.”

You can friend Steve on Facebook and sign it there (second entry on his page).  You can friend him after you sign it but you probably don’t want to because Steve is one cool guy.  Click here.

If you’re not on Facebook, go to Tell Juanita and ask for his email address.  I will get it back to you right away.

Donald Trump was right about one thing.  Those Mexicans are stealing the jobs of real Americans.

A group of Orthodox Jews hired Mexican day laborers to dress in traditional Jewish garb and protest against the New York City gay pride parade Sunday.

Nope, not satire.

And why would they do that?

Jewish group based in Brooklyn, said that the men were supplementary troops, filling in for the Jewish students who would normally be called upon to demonstrate.

“The rabbis said that the yeshiva boys shouldn’t come out for this because of what they would see at the parade,” Mr. Freed said.

Yeah, can’t be having the boys see something like equality.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

Chris Christie is running for President.

We at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., are now accepting wagers on how long the Christie Quest will last.

Thelma figures he’ll cuss out somebody on national teevee within a month.  Verdelia says he’ll cuss somebody out within a week and try to eat somebody within a month.

I figure that Rick Perry’s last campaign went for three months after he oops all over himself, so I’m going with late October.  He’ll be out before Thanksgiving.

Anybody else want in on this bet?

Bill O’Reilly has become so upset with gay marriage becoming just plain ole marriage that he invented a new meme.  He got those little spittle things forming at the edges of his mouth and had a meltdown over the White House putting rainbow lights out to celebrate.

O’Reilly said President Obama “did an ‘in your face’ to traditional Americans” with the White House display.

The Fox host also blasted comedian Stephen Colbert for mocking Justice Antonin Scalia’s dissent in the gay marriage ruling. O’Reilly said Colbert “might want to think about alienating traditional Americans to the extent he has — it could be very bad for business.”

Traditional Americans?  As opposed to Untraditional Americans? Well, I’ll be damned, against all odds O’Reilly did in fact find another way to divide this country.

Just think, if this country had traditional people running it we would still have child labor,women without the vote, slavery, poll tax, and a helluva lot of muskets.

I’m gonna let Bill in on a hint.  We just do this stuff to piss him off.  There’s no other reason.  I mean, you know for a fact that President Obama said, “Let’s rainbow-up the White House!  That’ll get O’Reilly going!” followed by uproarious laughter.

Hey Bill, we’re poking you with a stick, boy.  We’ve earned it and, by gawd, so have you.

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court refused on Monday to allow Texas to enforce restrictions that would force 10 abortion clinics to close.

The justices voted 5-4 to grant an emergency appeal from the clinics after a federal appeals court upheld new regulations and refused to keep them on hold while the clinics appealed to the Supreme Court.

This means the court will take up abortion in the fall, at the start of the presidential race.