Y’all, Greg Abbott ain’t exactly gubernatorial material.  Hell, he ain’t even professional wrestler smart.

Get a load of this.  Four days after 9 innocent American were murdered by a stone cold killer with legal firearms, Greg wants to join in the serious discussion.

Uh, Greg, I do not think that’s what the President meant. He meant that he wants to get guns out of the hands of stone cold killers, he does not mean that we should allow killers to show off their guns before they kill people with them, like you want, you damn idiot.

Only Greg Abbott would make himself look like Satan on a hot day just so he could say Obama is wrong.  Even when the President isn’t.

Greg Abbott, just like Rick Perry, only dumber.

Thanks to Kellye for the heads up.

It’s my favorite time of year – when Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen sends us updates of where Louie Gohmert spends his campaign money.

A couple of my favorites –

I have to fess-up.  I did not know that woman was still a thing. People still listen to that whiney voice?  $10,776.64 worth?

And, of course, she gets to enjoy the finest East Texas has to offer.

I also enjoyed that Louie stayed much nicer than the Hilton Garden Inn while in New York City.  He charged his campaign $11,700 to stay in New York City at the Renaissance Hotel.

Of course, he stayed at the one in Times Square, but even they just charge $309 a night.  That means that Louie stayed there … let me get out my calculator … 37 days. I dunno, maybe there’s a hick surcharge I don’t know anything about.

You can trot yourself on over to visit Louie’s Other People’s Money account by clicking he link at the top. See if you can find something I missed.

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Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Not having enough soldiers killed in action satisfy their protesting needs, Westboro Baptist Church has found a new mission.

Hey, at least they aren’t asking Christians to arm themselves.  That would be too crazy.

Thanks to Mike for the heads up.

Holy cow, Tennessee, what the hell is in your water?  Lead?

Your Lt. Gov seems to have lost faith in Jesus and put it in the NRA.

Somebody throw a bucket of water on this guy.  He’s one match away from flaming stoopid.

Remember when Jeb! Bush? was all riled up about black people just wanting “free stuff” and that’s why they like Democrats?

TaDa!  The Jeb! Bush? tax plan:

That sign needs a little star saying that rich families will save far, far more because we’re cutting their tax rate more that we’re cutting the middle class.

But, you know … trickle, trickle, trickle.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

I’m scampering right here to voice my concern.

Remember: in space no one can hear you scream.

Thanks to John Oliver and Deb for the heads up.