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Texas GOP Leader Bashes Masks and the Vaccine. Now He’s Dead.

August 05, 2021 By: El Jefe Category: Alternative Facts, Coronavirus, Mini-Trump

H. Scott Apley was a Dickinson city council representative and a member of the Texas GOP executive committee.  He was also an anti-vaxxer and anti-masker.  He’s railed against public health policy and flaunted guidelines to keep people safe.  Last Friday he posted a claim the COVID vaccine doesn’t work on Facebook.  Over the weekend, he, his wife, and his son all tested positive for COVID.  He was admitted to a hospital in Galveston on Monday, and he died yesterday.

Oh, and here’s his Facebook profile pic:

He gave his life “owning a lib”.  He sure showed us.

 

Crenshaw Gets Mocked in the Best Ways

June 03, 2021 By: El Jefe Category: Mini-Trump

Mini Trump, Dan Crenshaw, has just stepped in it, and he’s being unmercifully mocked.  Imitating Trump, he’s trying to whip up outrage over the fake issue of “woke” policies in the US military…you know, those terrible policies like racial and gender equality, non-discrimination, and inclusion.  He has asked that “whistleblowers” in the military report, through his “Whistleblower Form” all “woke” policies that are supposedly destroying the military as he remembers it.  And the results are hilarious, quoting from movies like A Few Good Men, Stripes, MASH, and others.  Here’s a few great examples of the reports Crenshaw is now receiving:

https://twitter.com/FlaBeJota/status/1398756227920896000?s=20

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1398786540419964933?s=20

It goes on and on and is most entertaining.  Crenshaw wins the National Embarrassment of Texas award for today.