Can You Believe They Pay Me Money for This?

June 07, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

My paying job.

Please leave comments there, too.  It makes the bosses think somebody has read the damn thing.

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  1. two crows says:

    **snortle! chork!** I went there. I read it. OMG! You outdid yourself Ms. JJ. You really did. Loved it — especially the comparison of PP and the KKK. May I steal it? Please?

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  2. I tried to read it but the web site is so poorly designed I couldn’t.

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  3. Not to be outdone Sam Brownback and the Kansas legislature spent the last day of the session drafting a resolution decrying Obama’s transgender restroom accommodations. That’s bad enough but what’s worse is they were so busy doing that, that they didn’t get around to addressing school funding. The state’s Supreme Court had ordered them to do this because what they are up to is unconstitutional. In order to get their attention, presumably because there aren’t enough two by fours, they indicated they would order all school’s to shut down on June 30th. But that’s okay, it will keep transgender kids from peeing in the “wrong bathroom.”

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  4. My last job was as a school nurse.
    I HATE HEAD LICE.
    But, I am more afraid of Donald Trump then I hate head lice!

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  5. Marcia in CO says:

    I read it and totally enjoyed it!!

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  6. Deb, the less school funding in Kansas, the more stupid kids, the more they grow up to vote GOP. It’s a win-win for some people, and a lose-lose for anybody with decency. But the important thing is checking everybody’s underwear contents before they can pee.

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  7. @Ray in Jerrytown

    The link rendered fine in IE11 and Opera. Can’t speak to other browsers.

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  8. June 30th?? They keep kids in school until the end of June? Hell, have you ever been to Kansas in the summer? They have humidity of the same type as Louisiana. Anyone with respiratories needs to leave and land on Pike’s Peak for the summer so they can breathe! And they defied their own state supreme court? That makes them in contempt of court. Fines and jail times are waiting them contrarians! Course they will whine about being persecuted Christians but won’t remember for one parsec what the bible says about rendering to Caesar. Bad cess to them all!

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  9. Charles Ammen says:

    Read your real job article, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for fighting the good fight with intelligence and humor.

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  10. maryelle says:

    Great article. Loved the sentiments, but this stuff almost writes itself, what with the Republican penchant for the ridiculous. Jon Stewart must be banging his head against a wall with all the great material that’s floating around.

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  11. Please keep letting us know when you write more columns, JJ. The world needs more from you.

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  12. e platypus onion says:

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/06/07/donald-trump-paul-ryan-mitch-mcconnell/85559392/

    Drumpf#$k claims his words to judge were misconstrued. This idjit never stops lying.

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  13. Elizabeth Moon says:

    Loved your article, very funny and apt.

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  14. That was a great piece JJ. Hilarious!
    epo, Hair Scumpf is a lying, hot, steaming, rancid dog pile. On his good days. On his bad days, 95% of them, he’s a pile of calf-with-scours turd. (If you don’t know, be grateful. )

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  15. e platypus onion says:

    I had scours myownself, yesturday. 🙂 Thanks for reminding me.

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  16. bud maone says:

    I hope all is well with you and Bubba. A curiosity question. I wonder how many of those conservative Republicans ask the government for help after the recent flood.

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  17. Juanita Jean Herownself says:

    bud malone, here’s your answer: Every damn one of them. Every. Damn. One.

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  18. Nica Brian says:

    Totally loved it, girlfriend. Unfortunately couldn’t find a way to leave comments using my iPad.

    My experience with wingnuts is they love taking public assistance. They claim they worked for it, paid into it – though like a lot of red states paid pennies on the dollars received – and feel they are the ones who rightly deserve it. They’re not the people with smudged skins coming from unfurnished countries, or people who have sex with males (that anyone knows about yet); by gum they’re the real Amercans!

    My stepdaughter won the trifecta from hell- illegal alien trans woman with insulin dependent diabetes. Generous, brave, hard working but finally tired of fighting and gave in. She would have loved to see the gains made in recent years and the inevitable path to acceptance, not that she ever gave a damn about what anyone felt about how she lived her life.

    Thanks Susan for another great article. Your talents will never cease to amaze me.

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  19. Zyxomma says:

    Left a comment. Thanks!

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