Bush Crap: George Pee Privilege Edition
Young son-of-a-Jeb, George Pee Bush, got himself elected Land Commissioner in Texas. There have been problems from the get-go, like hiring his buddies to high paying jobs within his office.
The big news in Texas right now is that George P Bush, son of a JebBush, got elected Land Commissioner in Texas and is violating the law, hiring his friends and family, not posting jobs, and has turned the Texas General Land office to a frat house / political payoff machine that even has his retired Republican predecessor aghast.
That has been the good news of his tenure in office.
He’s been spending more time on the campaign trail with his daddy than running his office in Texas.
Come to think of it, maybe that’s good news.
George Pee had a conference call with his closest supporters and even they were dumbfounded when he explained that he had run for “dogcatcher” in Texas
“There’s no better experience than getting involved in a presidential race because you truly do absorb so much more information than say, running for dog catcher like I did in Texas,” he said, according to the Houston Chronicle’s Brian Rosenthal.
But he didn’t stop there. When asked if he was going to help with the presidential campaign, he explained —
When he began to talk about where his father and brother would be campaigning, he said he was “stuck here in Texas this week, but will be out on the trail.”
So, here we have a young man with a $167,070 a year job that oversees the Texas School Fund and all the damn land in Texas. Land commissioner is the oldest, continuous elected position in Texas history. But, George Pee considers that dogcatcher.
I wonder if he knows he’s not “stuck in Texas.” He can leave at any time. In my mind, the sooner, the better.
Damn Bushes.
And this goes with my saying, “A Republican should not be elected to dog catcher or garbage collector if they were elected positions.”
1At what time does the states’ attorney’s office get on this …
2Considering that Texas “states’ attorney’s office” is the same party. not very soon!
3Marco Rubio apparently considers the US senate to be the same sort of thing – a type of jury duty one has to serve before becoming President.
4If George Pee doesn’t feel that the Land Commissioner job is worthy of his talents, he could always spend additional time shaving. He looks like a Dick Nixon two-shaves-a-day guy, doesn’t he? Someone in his circle of jerks should get him to wear a fedora, just to maximize his Bush Crime Family appearance……
5What a little $hit George Pee has turned out to be. Is it just the name, “George”? Or “Bush”?
6Like the Tundra Tart, G.Pee must think he is too important and too special to spend his days doing the job he begged for and was elected to do. If he had a lick of sense he should see the writing on the wall that his daddy is not going to be president soon or ever.
7Funny how the Repub rail against entitlements for poor people, but assume the rich are, in fact, entitled.
8Can’t wait ’til the revolution turns Texas blue and sends Pee and his people packing.
9Micr, George Pee was born on third with 3 strikes against him. All 3 strikes located in his full name. George. Prescott. Bush. George is st00pid. Prescott was a traitor. Bush epitomizes st00pid, traitorous war criminal. Only ‘honest’ thing about George Pee is his name.
Texas, CONservatives want to roll back the clock. Accommodate them concerning this George Pee crook. Get out the tar and feathers to run the little shrub out of town.
10Boy, that devolving Bush dna is gonna have hairy stooped creatures throwing rocks at the moon any day now.
11Being a pee-bush and all, it would be in Georgie’s best interests to make sure that the dog catcher stays on the job.
12Don’t let the door hit you……. (cleaned it up for Mama)
13Apparently our felonious AG is too busy posturing to do his job and go after corruption in the Land Office. The GOP really screw accountability in the Texas Legislature when they took took power from the Travis County Attorney’s Office.
14What amazes me is that the Repubs. do all these things without a moment of shame. And get elected and re-elected. Incredible.
15Each generation of that family gets a little dumber.
16And he just lost the dogcatcher vote…hit the trail for good, GP.
17The AG’s offc DID NOT let the SBOE promote themselves to choosing textbooks for our school districts, which Ms Barbara Cargill did her best to accomplish. This is the ONLY decent decision to come out of that offc that I can think of. Maybe Perry had something on that broken clock after all?
18You can’t blame him too much; it’s probably genetic. His entire family seems to be rife with ethically-challenged individuals. Of course, there’s also the problem of what his parents didn’t teach him.
19@pkm
Generally I enjoy your reasoned responses to postings on TWMDBS spot on the interweb world wide thingy. However today you have crossed an (imaginary) line and besmirched war criminals by comparing the Bushes to them.
Nay nay Nanette the Bushes are not war criminals. Now Joseph Goebbels was a war criminal. So was Hermann Göring. For that matter so is little Dick Cheney and his neo-con buddies. But a Bushy comparison. Hah! Hardly. The Bushes are a crime family. American Mafia. Bonanno, Gambino, Gotti, etc etc Even Don Corleone! They offer you a deal you can’t refuse.
20George Prescott Bush:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/tags/george-p-bush
21Micr, my bad for missing the nuance between war criminals and crime family criminals. Since the only hail Marys I do are connected with throwing a football, how can I redeem myself? A trip to Dee Cee to deposit my personal regards on the bust of Cheney? A jaunt to Texas to anoint all the shrub criminals with with similar regards?
Speaking of nuances, which is more correct: “Damn Bushes” or Lousy Shrubs?
22@PKM
Sadly the line to deposit one’s so-called “personal regards” on little Dick’s new statue runs down the hall and along to sidewalk for two blocks, including making two alleys and a side street inaccessible.
Just say 10 hail goddesses and self-confess.
Of course George Pee may not have sufficient ambition seeing as how he is related to Jeb??. He may just become a professional grifter like Psycho Barbie. Or Jimmy Swaggart.
23Paul, You can just try this version, “George Pee, Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.”
24George P. Bush has always looked insane to me. Or like he is on a little something, something.
25So, he gets paid $167,000 plus and he thinks he is the dogcatcher???? Damn.
26Sam in San Antonio says:
December 7, 2015 at 10:13 am
Apparently our felonious AG is too busy posturing to do his job …
That perp Pazton was in court (an effen hometown one, not an Austin one, thanks to the R’s) the other day for his financial crimes (alleged by the prosecution).
Hadn’t heard any more, the news segment showed the uncrowded courtroom, so it’s all getting ‘disappeared’ I guess.
Good to live in a Banana Republic, ain’t it?
27Oops, PaXton…
This neat wireless keyboard/tpad* makes it too easy…now all I need is a wall-mount fourth monitor screen (wireless of course) in the commode chamber… ;]
* (Logitech K400r, $19.95 at Wally’s)
28I’d be glad to drive him home to Florida if he misses it that bad. He’d have to listen to my grandma stories all the way there and stop to go to the bathroom every two hours. Just don’t tell him that part.
29As a man, I have to admit to times when the call of nature could not be deterred. So I’ve stepped into the bushes. And peed on them. Well… this Bush could use the water, too.
30Micr, had to read your comment twice. 😀
At first thought “runs down the hall and along to sidewalk for two blocks, including making two alleys and a side street inaccessible” was a reference to the streaming tribute I had planned for Darth Dicky’s bust.
JAKvirginia, but for a Bush or Cheney, am thinking one of those carnival games aimed at the mouth, until the balloon pops. Or, in this circumstance, their worthless heads.
31PKM, did you mean this as it’s written? “the streaming tribute.” Or perhaps you mispelled “streaming”.
32One reason his unkle ‘W’ didn’t go to ‘Nam was herbicides.
It sure could have saved us a lot of heartache if he’d been subjected to a drum of ‘Agent Orange’.
33Debbo, I meant streaming. As a country boy, am a little too shy to do the full steaming ‘tribute’ to Darth Dicky. Plus, it would be a little awkward to escape the SS with my britches down around my ankles.
34I understand about the britches PKM.
35@Debbo
@PKM
I assumed (dangerous, I know) that PKM’s personal tribute would be streaming. Although “steaming” has its own set of interesting, shall we say, eventualities.
Reminds me of the classic POTUS joke.
36The President wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground.
He stretches and goes to look out the window at the snow-covered White House lawn and sees the words “The President sucks” written in the snow. The President gets upset and calls his Chief of Security. He tells him he doesn’t care what it takes but he wants to know who did this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news. “OK,” says the President, “give me the good news first, then the bad news, and then the real bad news.”
The Chief says: “The good news is after analyzing of the snow, we determined the culprit wrote in urine in the snow and so we identified him.”
The President nods and the Chief continues: “The bad news is the culprit is your Veep.”
This really upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news.
The Chief of Security swallows and says, “It’s in your wife’s handwriting”.
Micr: Did she dot the “I”?
37@JAK
38Hmmmmmm Seems to me dotting the “I” would require a significant degree of control on the part of the pen and the hand. So to speak.
Micr, when I first heard that joke it included Nancy Reagan and Frank Sinatra….
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