Book Learning In Oklahoma
Well, it’s back to school time for the kids to go back to school and learn stuff from their overworked, underpaid, and unappreciated teachers.
Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was booked into jail in Wagoner, Oklahoma after she apparently she showed up for her first day of work as a special education instructor at Wagoner High School intoxicated, reported Tulsa World.
School officials contacted police about 9 a.m. after Hill was described as being alone in a classroom “disoriented and without pants,” Police Chief Bob Haley said.
Hill allegedly admitted to drinking vodka before coming to work and was charged with public intoxication.
Ya gotta appreciate that it took them an hour to figure out that she wasn’t dressed and sober.
Thanks to Rob for the heads up.
Drunken behavior requires a comparison sober condition for judgement. Since most Oklahomans have to be drunk just to live in that state, (about the same as Texas) it can present problems of judgement.
1Not just her.I wouldn’t Go to school There Sober ether would you?
2This article is from 2014. Until I clicked the link, I thought, “What, again?”
3Well, I’m assuming here that she has issues not related to school. I hope she gets the help she needs.
4Well, isn’t that… special?
“Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your underwear during a fire drill.” – anonymous
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5Clinton/Kaine 2016
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had that checklist before going to school.
Booze? Check.
6Keys? Check.
Wallet? Check.
Car? Check.
Pants? Wait. Um. Darn it!
Makes perfect sense to me. After all, we are talking about Oklahoma,
7If I had to live in Oklahoma, I would drink too.
8Paul –
Me too, possibly. But I’d still wear pants in public.
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