Bobby Went Flying Past The Hair Pulling Straight To The Bitch Slap

September 21, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Sarcasm is not as popular a trait in world leaders as you would suspect.

 

Screen Shot 2015-09-21 at 9.19.13 AM

Got that, Bobby?

 

Be social and share!

0 Comments to “Bobby Went Flying Past The Hair Pulling Straight To The Bitch Slap”


  1. In a desperate bid for relevance, Bobby Jindal today announced that he is a gay transgender Muslim anchor-baby, finding that that is the only niche in the GOP primary that the grown-up candidates haven’t already co-opted. He followed that up with rescinding all his own civil rights by executive order, and deporting himself to Mississippi.

    “There is no room in America for people like me, which is why I want to be your President,” he announced, to an empty breakfast room in the Gulfport, MS, Holiday Inn Express. “I deserve to be spanked, and sent to bed without any jambalaya. God bless America! I mean, Allah.”

    When reached for comment, the other campaigns said, “Who?”

    Except for the Jim Gilmore campaign: Gilmore generously offered to share his supporter with Jindal. “Every other day, like opposite side of the street parking,” Gilmore spokesman Jim Gilmore said.

    1
  2. And here I was thinking that Presidential candidate Jindal was mythical, like the unicorn.

    2
  3. Elizabeth Moon says:

    These guys never do understand that they’re the sooty pot calling the sooty kettle black, do they?

    3
  4. Paul Vaughan says:

    He finally got something right That’s one in a row.

    4
  5. Jim Gilmore?? what do we know about him? Someone other than his mother has got to be supporting him.

    5
  6. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Poor Bobby! T-Rump is keeping him awaiting his fate, before snapping him up into the Venus Fly Trap of Twitter.

    6
  7. This is totally a snark contest.

    7
  8. Linda Phipps says:

    DaChipster, thank you. Considering where Pushpin is pushing Louisiana, it might be a good idea to start studying up on bankruptcy.

    8
  9. Poor old Bobby J is doomed to irrelevance, no matter how hard he tries to master snark–or any other tactic, for that matter.

    9
  10. e platypus onion says:

    LynnN,you was close. Like the Unicorn,Jindahl is IMPOTENT and dresses the part.

    10
  11. JAKvirginia says:

    Remember the song?

    “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose…”

    Keep going Bobby. What have you got to lose? Well, except a whole bunch of dignity. But, what the hell, who in the Republican party has that? Right, my little Piyush?

    11
  12. I expect Mr. Jindal has given up all hope of the nomination, and is taking up a new role as the designated Trump Stopper, allowing the non-Trump candidates to remain above the fray.

    12
  13. Answer:
    “Bobby Jindal.
    Santa Claus
    Easter Bunny
    Honest attorney”

    Challenge:
    Name three mythical creatures and a 2016 GOP Presidential no-show.

    13
  14. Hilarious micr! Thank yoooooooo!

    14
  15. I’ve gotta say, lately I’m likin’ Bobby a little bit.

    He’s useless as a bra on a bull, of course. But he reminds me of one of those nasty, yappy little dogs who come charging up to the fence every time you walk by with your German Shepard on a leash. He’d get eaten in 2 bites in a real fight, but I like his attitude.

    15