Bless My Heart: I Live in a Land 200 Years In The Past
I told you people before that my homeland is backasswards and that I live in the America that Donald Trump wants to go back to.
Believe me, it ain’t that damn great.
Get this: An assistant principal at one of our high schools called an assembly of juniors and told them that the reason boys get low grades because girls wear their dresses too tight.
Holy bygawd jumpin’ kumquat Jesus. What the hell?
I want this assistant principal removed from the same zip code where there is any high school girl. That guy has been having too many lewd thoughts about them.
Some of the students started recording him ….
Towards the end, he states, “Ladies, I still blame you all for boys’ low grades because of tight clothing.” Students confirmed that the audio started after Morgante made the initial comment about male students already having trouble studying and how the girls’ tight clothing only made it worse.
To the students’ credit, they recorded it and took to the Twitter machine:
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This kinda gives me faith in the next generation. They seem to have left the crap behind.
Look, I know I haven’t gotten all my thank you notes out yet and I feel real bad about that. And I know that I generally ask you to donate only once a year. But, save a few dollars because if we lose my Democratic county commissioner, which looks like a strong possibility because it’s a Republican district, we are totally screwed. He is our thin donkey-blue line. National Democrats are not sending even one penny into Texas and are using us as an ATM machine. Local Republicans here have wisely dropped Trump and are pouring everything into this race.
So, next week, I’ll have an opportunity to sell you something for Commissioner Richard Morrison. You’ll need either $5 or $25.
Thanks to Kris for the heads up.
It sounds like the ASSistant Principal is one of those who has been born again so many times he has stretch marks.
1Let’s just cover them all up in Burqas, shall we? That should solve the problem.
2This is the kind of crap I used to hear in Catholic school back in the ’60’s and ’70’s. This Principal of Vice needs some sensitivity training.
3Sounds like the early 70’s (dating myself) when we were told we couldn’t wear jeans because it would distract the boys, and we could only wear matching pantsuits if the tunic top was as long as our fingertips! Of course, skirts were okay, which we believed to be true because it was a four story building and the teachers (male) would monitor the staircases and you could see up a lot of skirts! Of course, boys hair touching their collars also made them stupid! No wonder we have Antony Wieners out there! How can they think with all of us women around!
4Yeah, and Adam blamed Eve for the apple, right?
So sad that all these male students are just victims, isn’t it?
Doesn’t the right-wing ever get tired of playing the victim card? Especially since it would seem to conflict with the macho card.
5Photo of Phil!
http://www.fortbendisd.com/Page/26175
6Oh, for cryin’ out loud! Listen jerkwad, it’s called the internet. Tight clothes? These upstanding men you want to protect can see actual NUDE ladies on the net! AND… they move and talk while they do sexy stuff! (Y’know… the stuff you watch when you’re alone in your office.) But that’s okay… you just go on slut-shaming women. Now go sit in the corner and be quiet. And turn off that damn phone!
7So I guess when girls get low grades, it’s because of those tight form-fitting jeans the boys wear…? Oh, please.
If he really thinks that boys can’t concentrate in the presence of girls wearing non-burqas, I suggest he buy each boy in his school a set of blinders and the head-harness they attach to.
Fred, I thought that photo was going to be a rear end with a head stuck up it.
8“Holy bygawd jumpin’ kumquat Jesus.” Now that’s a great line, Juanita Jean.
9You know, I always wondered about that ‘born again’ phrase. Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t that a Buddhist thing? Are these ‘born again’ Christians mutant militant Buddhists?
Just being snarky with no offence to mainstream Buddhists or mainstream Christians.
10And no doubt the school’s football team lost the big game because their cheerleaders did somersaults and back-flips.
Attractive nuisances.
11And in his community, this guy is considered Principal of the Year material?
That is just sad.
12Yes, from time immemorial, women have been to blame for whatever goes wrong and, of course, share no credit for whatever goes right. It may be handled with more subtlety than Mr. Vice did, but fear not, sexism still permeates the American way of life.
13Rhea, when you said, “Fred, I thought that photo was going to be a rear end with a head stuck up it,” you made me get stared at by all the nice, reserved Minnesotans in this coffee shop.
(Maybe my guffaw, snort and tea coming out my nose played a minor part in it.)
14I’ll have my checkbook ready. The bluer Texas gets, the more hope there is for Louisiana.
15Debbo, glad I gave you a guffaw. Sorry about the nose.
16This guy goes on my already over-long list of people who I would like to measure for a saddle! All the equestrians out there will no what I mean. And with a two by four!
Female (of any age) in this guy’s office in any couture, even a burkha: OK. Give me the candy bar right now, jocko! Then I’ll let YOU go home!
17Well fitting skirts were in when I was high school, in the 50s, and while the distraction that caused may have lowered my GPA, it certainly helped get me up on a school morning and encouraged such things as shaving, purchasing Right Guard, and putting on a clean pair of jeans. Maybe I was a dirty old man long before I was an old man.
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