Bless His Heart
Mitt Romney, y’all. In an interview with the Washington Post, Mitt said …
“I had one person who was running for president, and I won’t give you the name… called me and said, ‘I hope you don’t close the door. We may need you.’ That’s a person running for president. A candidate. A Republican.”
Mitt, don’t pay any attention to what Rick Perry says. He’s mostly drunk or totally lost.
If Mitt is the hope of the republican party…..
1I wonder who the republican was, Anne?
Angling for the VP slot, is this mysterious GOPper?
2It’s whack-a-moron time. Mittens, the only clown not in the car, but the one T-Rump would bury faster than Jebya as “low energy.”
3I’m not claiming anything but people tell me that I sound alot like Marco Rubio on the phone. I’m just sayin’… ahem…
4Romney’s biggest car isn’t big enough to haul Trump’s dog on the roof. It is Yooooooogggeeee!!!
5JAKvirginia-how do you handle the water breaks on the phone?
6If Romney wants to be veep, he needs to call Hillary.
7epo: Apparently I gurgle like him, too. Go figure.
8As a Democrat, a Rmoney/pRick GOP ticket is exciting!
9Micr: pRick, I thought I was the only one who knew that joke!
10I’d guess one of the dropouts.
11Seems like there are two kinds of failed presidential candidates: the halfway sensible ones who wouldn’t do it again for beans, and the ones who still can’t quite believe that we didn’t want them and are puppy-dog eager to try it again.
Mitt, get a hobby. Buy Luxembourg or something.
12It seems that campaigning is an addiction. We need a 12 step program for these people — fast!
13@charles r. phillips
14Although I cant predict how I do predict that those jokes will intensify if pRick does sneak onto a front runner’s coattails as veep. Somehow I find that thought immensely satisfying. As long as incarceration isn’t a viable option. I much prefer incarceration for pRick.
And Orange is the new black this season.
15Inauguration Micr amigo, inauguration *not* an option! Incarceration devoutly hoped for!!
16Romney said “a person running for president. A candidate. A Republican.”
That doesn’t exactly narrow the suspect pool much, does it?
17My guess would be Snarly, since Romney was careful to say, “person” instead of guy, man, bloke, ba$tard, chap, dude, fellow, gent, hombre or joker.
18Has anyone noticed that Trump has told so many lies that he will catch up with Mitt.
I outright lying a republican thing?
19Psst, hey Mitt, don’t pay any attention to Susan. LISTEN TO RICK. He’s a Republican so he knows how to win. We need you to run. With you in the race I guarantee good things will happen in the U.S.A.
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