Here’s my theory.  Bill Kristol was putting up lights on his roof to do his part to combat The War On Christmas.

He fell off the roof and landed on his head, which was promptly eaten by some damn anti-God liberal activist who thinks the Obama girls dress just fine.

The result was this:

Well, Golly, Bill.  The Republican Party has so many to chose from, but it’s probably you.

Besides, the Silent Majority ain’t so damn silent, which has revealed that they are obnoxious, mean, and totally detached from reason.

And how do I know that, you ask?

Well, it seems Ms Scientist is looking at the brains of people who still have theirs.

People who are more sensitive to the ideas of fairness and equity are driven by reason, not just passion, according to a recent University of Chicago study published in the Journal of Neuroscience.

It turns out that liberals are liberals because … ta da! … their brains respond to logic and reason.