January 21, 2017 By: El Jefe Category: Nasty Women
Here’s the best chant of the day for the Women’s March:
“Hands too small! Can’t build a wall!”
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
My favorite: “Keep your tiny hands off our underpants.”
1“Patriarchy is for dicks”
2https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-partisan/wp/2017/01/21/my-favorite-signs-at-the-womens-march-on-washington/?utm_term=.abdb0c0cb72a
Super Callous Fascist Racist Extra Braggadocious
Leave it to the Beavers
(On a drawing of ovaries:) Grow a Pair
Donald You Ignorant Slut [old Saturday Night Live joke]
(On needlepoint) I Made This So I Could Stab Something 35,000 Times
There Will Be Hell Toupée
“Tinkle tinkle little czar, Putin put you where you are”
“If I wanted the government in my uterus I’d go **** a Senator”
“You would not regulate my vagina if it fired bullets”
(elderly woman’s sign) “I can’t believe I am still protesting this sh*t.”
Someone posted a photo from the march in London: three women in 1910s garb and “Votes for Women” sashes, holding a sign: “Same ****, Different Century”
3Oh, Rhea, what wonderful slogans. I love everyone of them and I do remember the “Jane, you ignorant slut”. I think it was Dan Ackroyd who used to verbally abuse Jane Curtin on a weekly basis, but she gave as good as she got. Time to slut shame Predator Trump on a weekly basis.
4What a contrast to the misspelled Tea Bagger signs! Here’s a few more gems:
http://www.vox.com/identities/2017/1/21/14334954/womens-march-dc-signs
😀 Don’t hesitate to tweet your fav to @KellyannePolls for delivery to Donnie. She at least has the grapes to keep her twitter feed open. Donnie blocked me months ago before he was half way down the escalator to his ‘adoring’ crowd of paid actors.
5Thank you, fellow patrons. You have posted other excellent signs.
Next protest I’ll carry “Regulate guns, not vaginas.”
6I’m here to knit hats and fight Nazis – and I’m all out of yarn.
7My two favorite signs yesterday:
“If I register my uterus as a corporation will y’all stop regulating it?”
and
“Donald J. Trump will lie about this”
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