We’re thinking Noah on the Gulf Coast right now but so is another guy. Greg Gianforte, a fat cat tech billionaire and major crazybutt Republican, has decided that he might run for Governor of Montana.

You probably know Greg from his frightening $1.5 million creationist dinosaur museum in  Montana.

But that’s not all.  You know the Golden Years?  Not so much.

“There’s nothing in the Bible that talks about retirement. And yet it’s been an accepted concept in our culture today,” he said. “Nowhere does it say, ‘Well, he was a good and faithful servant, so he went to the beach.’ It doesn’t say that anywhere.”

“The example I think of is Noah,” he continued. “How old was Noah when he built the ark? 600. He wasn’t like, cashing Social Security checks, he wasn’t hanging out, he was working. So, I think we have an obligation to work. The role we have in work may change over time, but the concept of retirement is not biblical.”

The Bible also does not speak on child labor.  Nowhere does it say that 6 year olds can’t be putting in a 60 hour work week.

Greg is also known as Scrooge’s meaner brother.

Thanks to MB for the heads up.