Because Saving Democracy Should Be Properly Celebrated
Look, I know we’re supposed to act all dignified and proper during the impeachment hearings.
But, not too proper. Pearl clutching Republican women have pushed me to the edge with their hypocritical sanctimony, cheap perfume and bad taste in men.
So, I offer you the Martha Stewart’s Guide to a Perfect Impeachment Party.
I plan on celebrating the same way my Grandpa did when Dewey did NOT beat Truman – dancing on the back porch nakkid beating the bottom of the big pot with a stirring spoon. I do not know if this story is true or simply family lore. But Grandpa never denied it and he kinda smiled whenever it came up. I want my grandchildren to have a story like that one and I figure it’s time.
Thanks to Larry for the heads up on Martha’s party.