Because No One Else Is Mean Enough to Tell You About This
Y’all, I just have a share a recent email I got from GOPUSA.com
I can’t take a screen shot of it because it’s kinda overloaded with crap wordy. Here ya go. I’m just putting it on here as is because it’s too much fun to miss. (I also copied their bolding.)
Dear Fellow Patriot,
You’re running out of time to claim your gigantic TALKING bobblehead of Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke.
Due to the heavy demand, the Official Draft Sheriff Clarke for Senate Campaign can reserve your bobblehead for only seven more days before we have to offer it to another conservative.
Claim your Sheriff Clarke bobblehead today
It’s “The People’s Sheriff” saluting with his right hand, and reaching across the aisle to choke some liberal with his left: a 12” version of the one Sheriff Clarke signed for us at CPAC!
It’s a cocky, real-life representation of the conservative black Sheriff’s now famous quip at the inauguration’s “Deploraball,” where he said, “The only reason I’ll be reaching across the aisle is to grab one of them by the throat!”
A truly magnificent line that no other Republican Senator would ever have the stones to say! We HAVE to get this man into the SENATE!
And yes, those words play – in the Sheriff’s own voice – when a button on the base of the bobblehead is depressed!
The bobblehead also plays these iconic lines:
“I don’t take no crap from the Left.”
“I’m not afraid to get my knuckles bloody.”
“I play smash mouth politics. I think you’ve noticed that.”
Bold and courageous, like the Sheriff himself. (Plus two additional lines you can appreciate at home when your bobblehead arrives!)
Sheriff Clarke needs to know you’re behind him in a race against the unbelievably liberal extremist Tammy Baldwin (ACU rating of 0%, statistically the worst Senator in the country), and we need to know you’re with us.
Wisconsin is a GOP-controlled state that Trump carried. David A. Clarke, Jr. is a cop with a 40-year career in law enforcement, and a life-long resident of its largest and most liberal county (Milwaukee), where he has won four consecutive elections, most recently with 79% of the vote.
For comparison’s sake, President Trump carried Wisconsin, but got only 29% of the vote in that same County. If Clarke runs, he wins, and our expensive professional polling says the same thing: he is Wisconsin’s best bet against incumbent Tammy Baldwin.
Known as “the lesbian peace hippy,” Baldwin is the 30-year career politician who leads the “Socialist Progressive Caucus,” despises our military, hates Israel, supports Sanctuary cities, and never misses an opportunity to brag that she’s the nation’s highest ranked “out lesbian activist.”
So extreme is this nut job that she voted against the defense budget 11 consecutive times, and has proposed a new Cabinet-level position called the “Secretary of Peace and Non-Violence.” What a joke!
Baldwin’s vote gave us ObamaCare, and while everybody else is desperately trying to roll back the ObamaCare nightmare, she confessed to the media, “I actually was for a government takeover of medicine.”
Are you reading that, folks? She wanted the same system for us they use in Cuba and much of the Third World.
Three words: WORSE THAN BERNIE.
It is the strangest mismatch of State and Senator that exists in the country, which is why she squeaked through with a mere 51% of the vote in her most recent election.
If Sheriff David Clarke runs, he wins. It is becoming more and more evident that Sheriff Clarke wants to run. Two years ago he told the NRA “I’m not running for any higher office — YET!”
Only days after the Sheriff spoke to our Draft Committee Reception in his honor at CPAC (hosted by Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife, Beth), Sheriff Clarke told Fox News that he is giving it serious consideration, and “would never say never” (exactly what President Trump told Oprah years ago).
This week he told National Review that “life is full of opportunities,” that leadership is a calling, and that he will pray about the question and serve if he is called.
Let’s not be naive. The man wants to run. He just can’t say so while he’s still in the middle of his term as the elected Sheriff of Milwaukee County, and we should all understand that.
The problem is that while he is waiting to announce at an appropriate time, Tammy Baldwin is raising money and building her army and doing everything she can to demonize David. WE GOTTA RAISE MONEY AND FIGHT BACK!
They’re running billboards in Milwaukee right now that say he is killing prisoners in his jail!
We need TV ads, radio spots, and our own billboards to respond before the Left does any more damage to the Sheriff’s reputation. This is crunch time, folks. The fact the election is next year means nothing if Baldwin gets a free year bashing Clarke with no response.
How great would it be to replace a whacked out SOCIALIST with a great American patriot like Sheriff David Clarke?
Claim your awesome Sheriff Clarke bobblehead and do it today!
Thanks and God Bless.
I’d rather have 100 Tammy Baldwins in the Senate than 1 David “Mentally Insane” Clarke anywhere on Earth. He is a disgrace, a clown, a murderer, an ignoramus, and an insult to law-abiding citizens everywhere! I will donate to Sen. Baldwin TODAY!
1They’re really good at this, aren’t they?
Putin’s Academy turns out great graduates!
2“she squeaked through with a mere 51% of the vote in her most recent election.”
Not the strongest talking point when one of the other bobbleheads mentioned, Trump, squeaked through with 3 million less votes than his opponent.
3Conservative ‘Jesus correctness’ gone wild.
4Feel the Hate
Oooohhh! Ohhh! I wanna gigantic TALKING bobblehead of Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke!
‘Cuz I already have a shotgun.
5Just when you thought they couldn’t go any lower…. What I fail to understand regarding Democrats and elections, is why they don’t simply run ads quoting these dimwits. I believe there are enough good people in this country that can distinguish between a real patriot, like Tammy Baldwin, and this narcissistic sheriff and his cronies. “Dog the Bounty Hunter” is a character reference?
6I want to know what the hell is wrong with the people in Milwaukee “where he has won four consecutive elections, most recently with 79% of the vote.”
This guy is a disgusting human being on the same level as an ISIS terrorist (not hyperbole). This is just from what this conservative letter has informed me of Clarke’s persona and not Baldwin “demonizing” Clarke.
7What they don’t say is that Sheriff Clark is listed as a Democrat. So why should the Republicans support him?
He is lying to his constituents calling himself a Democrat and to the Republicans saying he supports their agenda.
He also has no military service.
Kind of exactly who you would imagine the Republicans would support.
8“..before the Left does any more harm to his reputation.”
9Clarke is perfectly capable of ruining his reputation all by his little own self. More example of inciting violence by Rethugs.
They really do think they own this place.
I’m sorry, I was too busy spewing breakfast across my keyboard to actually read that drivel.
10@Diane,
Yeah, I found it interesting that they failed to mention that Clarke is a registered Democrat and runs as a Democrat. That’s why he wins in Milwaukee County.
11Milwaukee IS NOT “the most liberal county” in WI. Dane County, home of the state capital and main campus of the University of Wisconsin is. The WI snacilbupeR hate Dane County because they can’t control it. It would be interesting to see how that wingnut sheriff would do in Dane County.
No it wouldnt. Dane County would hand Clarke his ass on a platter, and I’d love to see that.
12The jokes, they write themselves . . .
131. They’re all bobbleheads.
2. Are they sure their target audience can read at this level? It takes a long time to sound out that many words. And some of them have more than 2 syllables!
14Oh, barf…
15That Haile Selassie wannabee would be more marketable as an action figure with an endless line of costumes and medals/trinkets to be sold separately.
16Ummm . . . has anyone seen a Trump bubblehead anywhere?
17maggie, rhetorical question or are you in possession of that remarkable self-restraint that allows one to pull the plug on cable TV?
“Trump bubblehead”s are everywhere on cable doing the Gish gallop through every vowel in sequence; gash, gesh, Gish, gosh, gush and gysh. Spellcheck has few suggestions for the meanings of gesh and gysh.
Gesh? Maybe when the geisha of choice is one’s eldest daughter?
Gysh? The muffled howl of an addlepated old man with questionable pate makes when he wakes up and realizes the tramp steamer he married isn’t home?
18he’s such a great “patriot”, where I expected to see military service on his bio, there is no mention of it. so he’s a “great patriot”, as long as he doesn’t have to put himself in harm’s way.
one question: why hasn’t the democratic party kicked this guy off of their registration list? he’s way more than just a “Democrat In Name Only”, he is a total loon, which makes him prime republican territory.
19Minnesota, here I come!
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