Most of you people – even those from foreign states – know about Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott.  He’s the guy running for Governor against Wendy Davis.  He’s a nincompoop.

He brags that every day he gets up, has breakfast, and then sues Washington.  It’s kinda not a joke because he really does that.  The good part for us is that he’s a bad, bad lawyer and he loses every damn time.

So, he filed another request for an extension today on cases that are the business of the people of Texas who are not running for Governor.  Do you want to know they needed an extension?  Of course you do.

“Mr. Mitchell,” who is Jonathan Mitchell, is just one of about 10 very high level lawyers in the office.  If you go here, you can see that there are 74 pages of employees of the Texas Attorney General’s office with about 30 names per page.  You have to get to page 10 before you start running out of writ twits.

I do not want to hear whining.

According to this document, Mr. Mitchell has 4 other cases.  That’s all he can do for $146,000 a year plus expenses, travel, and overhead?

Damn wussy.

If Greg Abbott doesn’t have time to take care of the people’s business because he’s too busy grandstanding in his quest to be the dumbest governor since Rick Perry, then somebody needs to holler at him and remind him that he has a job.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.