Because He’s Got a Bucket, a Shovel, and A Great Big Ole Sponge
Mitt Romney still wants to kill FEMA. Today.
Because, you know, the free market can come in, scalp people, and ta da! prove that capitalism works!
Flip Flop Warning: A category 5 flip flop is expected from the Romney camp today. Sixty million people in the path of this hurricane need to take shelter from the trembling moral center of the Romney campaign.
However, a large flip flop is certainly more attractive than sitting in front of the teevee at the Romney headquarters praying that something godawful happens and hundreds of people die so it can be blamed on President Obama.
Yeah, The World Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. holds the distributorship on cynicism. We’ve earned it.